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echo15

Post subject: Things they say

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:55 pm

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Another "Things they say" Punters "girlfriend" :wink:

Last night "Why do taxi drivers drive so fast?"
Punter "Coz they're all on speed to keep them awake" :shock:

So I said "We're like prostitutes darling the more we go with the more we earn!" Silence for the rest of the trip! :lol:

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Sussex

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:52 pm

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Location: 1066 Country

Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:

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gusmac

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:55 pm

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Location: Aberdeen

Sussex wrote:

Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:

How about "Keep a fiver for yourself driver" :lol:

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hopper

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:37 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:17 pm
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Location: Norfolk "Nelson's County"

I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock:

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Sussex

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:39 pm

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Location: 1066 Country

hopper wrote:

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock:

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hopper

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:30 pm

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Location: Norfolk "Nelson's County"

Sussex wrote:

hopper wrote:

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock:

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Cu*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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jimbo

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:37 pm

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Location: Lincoln

hopper wrote:

I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock:

And a driver that says "postacode plees?"

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Bart

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:41 am

Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:56 pm
Posts: 529
Location: London

Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs"

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Darren63

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:50 am

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:36 am
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Location: Plymouth

Bart wrote:

Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs"

I used to get that alot from foreigners/tourists about 10 years back when I drove a red FX.

Wierdo's :shock:

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Darren63

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:51 am

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:36 am
Posts: 550
Location: Plymouth

jimbo wrote:

hopper wrote:

I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock:

And a driver that says "postacode plees?"

That's if you're real lucky and they can speak some english!!!

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GBC

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:24 am

Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:28 pm
Posts: 8998
Location: London

Sussex wrote:

Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:

I have the same sentiments about a certain London rep.

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captain cab

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:28 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:25 pm
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Location: Wayneistan

I'll pay you if you come back tomorrow

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Sussex

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:25 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:30 pm
Posts: 57355
Location: 1066 Country

Nice to see a driver that knows where he is going.

Why was the same trip £1 more yesterday?

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gavtheskav

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:32 am

Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:01 pm
Posts: 8

"What they building over there?"

"where is the nearest brothel"

and "What taxi firm is this?" im a ph for gods sake they booked me!!

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volvoman

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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:45 am

Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:16 am
Posts: 95
Location: Gateshead / Newcastle

"This car is far too nice to be a Taxi"
or..
" I got a taxi last week and the driver never spoke a word"
or..
"I think I must have shares in these taxis by now" :lol:

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