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Brummie Cabbie
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:34 pm 
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Nigel
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:45 am 
Picked a couple up on Saturday night who were from Bradford, the 1st thing they said when they got in was, "F**K me a white taxi driver", can I take a photo??
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echo15
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"Don't you get fed up with driving?"

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christopherwk
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Quite often its questions about the car...

How much did you pay for it?
Is it economical?
What's the mileage? Ooh that's high? Is it reliable?
How expensive is servicing?
Is it yours? Do you lease it?
How old is it?

Usually I don't mind talking about my car, particularly if they're looking to buy the same one or similar, obviously we're the best people to speak to since we do more miles than the average motorist.
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edders23
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echo15 wrote:
"Don't you get fed up with driving?"


Or "do you enjoy driving" when you are stuck in a big traffic jam
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wannabeeahack
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10 mile £15

HOW MUCH?...... ITS ONLY £1 WORTH OF DIESEL!


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taxitone
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or you are sitting on a rank with your light on and they say are you free..

usually reply no i do charge or no i'm just here as a stop off on my world cruise,which must of them don't even get the joke
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wannabeeahack
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taxitone wrote:
or you are sitting on a rank with your light on and they say are you free..

usually reply no i do charge or no i'm just here as a stop off on my world cruise,which must of them don't even get the joke



ahhh, sarcasm, sadly over thier heads but still worth it

"where do i sign?"

try where it says "signature"

"what name?"

your own


"you should have been here an hour ago"

why, what happened?



"all this shoulda been on a pallet"

it was when i set off
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wannabeeahack
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stood in a warehouse security hut 1 day with the "guard" and a trucker

the guard asked the trucker the name of his company


this was THREE FEET from him............























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swift
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No what are you thinking this is a private hire vehicle we only take people.
how much do i owe you???.... how much you got.
can you pick me up from home???? i'd rather take you in the car.
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Sussex
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If I can do a twist on this thread and also add things that folks other than punters have said to cab drivers.

Best has to be "I think you have got the wrong Manchester, this is Manchester USA". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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skippy41
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Sussex wrote:
If I can do a twist on this thread and also add things that folks other than punters have said to cab drivers.

Best has to be "I think you have got the wrong Manchester, this is Manchester USA". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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