Taxi Driver Online

My uncle's a Taxi Driver !

ever had the one in the back who whistles out of tune to the music on the radio?.....

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

ever had this? i did


2 birds jump in, 1 in the front, 1 in the back, the one in thr front says....


"charge us half price mate and you can shag my mate...."


her mate looked a bit stunned

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

All the time down here and they never look stunned Or I'll show you my t!ts - Nahh the monies fine

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

thats welsh bint for ya, explains why sheep are so popular down your way..

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Cheeky sod - that's your lot down here when they are playing away from home

P.S where did you get my picture from

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

our lads welsh, born in gwynedd he was bach....

dual nationality?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Often wondered about that type of situ - if he was born in China he would not be Chinese but as you say he would probably be dual nationality passport wise.

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

My mum was German but thank f**k I don't have duel nationality otherwise I would have had to cheer them on in the Euros.

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Grandad,

Or £6.93 already.

No darling that's radio Five.

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IDFIMH

About nine months ago;

Business man passenger gets in at Birmingham New Street Station.

Me: “Good morning sir. Where would you like to go?”

Passenger: “Dale Street”, & gives me the name of some office building that I don’t recognise.

Me: (Thinking he must mean Dale End in Birmingham city centre), “Do mean Dale End?”

Passenger: “No Dale Street.”

Me: (Now confused, I brake & stop 25 yards from the station ranks. I’m now thinking Dale Street, Bearwood, Smethwick in Sandwell District ….. lived there as a boy). “Do you mean Dale Street, Bearwood in Smethwick?”

Passenger: “I don’t know which area! It’s Dale Street; do you want the post code?”

Me: “Yes please”

Passenger: “It’s Dale Street, M4 Blah, blah, blah”

Me: “You’re in the wrong city sir!!! You want Manchester, this is Birmingham!!!”

Passenger: “You’re joking!!”

Me: “I’m not joking. Look up there!” (me pointing to a sign above the station). “Look it says Birmingham New Street!!”

Passenger: “Ooooohhhhhhhhhh Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!!!!

Me: “I can drive you to Manchester by taxi, but ….. “

Passenger: “Oh, why don’t you just fu** off.”

And out he gets.

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Couple of weeks ago picks up this young lad and on route to his chosen starting pub...

" Feck sake m8 ! look at the t*ts on her ! " he said.
" Ah ! but can she make a pot of soup ? " i replied without taking my eyes off road.
Then after a very quiet and thoughtful 5 mins he asks..
"wot's soup gotta do with her t*ts m8 ? "
" You'll learn son " me said...

O to be young again eh ??

my dad was some sailors

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"Things are not looking so good at work I was thinking of giving the taxis a try"

or, "You must be well in with the boss if he's letting you drive this car"

or, "You are 15 minutes late, but I should not complain because if you and your mates had half a brain between you then you could have proper jobs and there would be no taxis to pick me up"