FFS she must be like a Chinese bike rack at rush hour
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:17 pm ] |
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900 In Nine Years!!! The Mind Boggles!!! |
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| Author: | GBC [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:57 pm ] |
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Her face has the makings of three chins by the time shes 40. But by then, we'll all be paying for her and the 4 kids. |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:15 pm ] |
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ok, who were the other 899 then? if she was a bloke we would be saying "go on my son, fill yer boots, dip yer bread, give her one for me" |
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| Author: | Nigel [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:58 pm ] |
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She's not had the pleasure of meeting me has she? After 20 minutes with me she won't want anyone else......nurse pass me my tablets. |
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:59 pm ] |
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Quote: I’ve slept with 900 men
What an odd remark!...sounds more like she never slept a wink. |
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:00 pm ] |
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Nigel wrote: She's not had the pleasure of meeting me has she? After 20 minutes with me she won't want anyone else......nurse pass me my tablets.
I can understand that...she'd be completely Scunnered!! |
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| Author: | skippy41 [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:25 pm ] |
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FFS she must be like a Chinese bike rack at rush hour
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:34 pm ] |
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like a cat with its throatcut like 2lb of liver (alternative - tripe) split open like chucking 2lb of sausage down a pit shaft whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny? a fridge dont fart when you take the meat out... |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:35 pm ] |
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GBC wrote: Her face has the makings of three chins by the time shes 40.
more chins than a chinese telephone directory? |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:35 pm ] |
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wannabeeahack wrote: like a cat with its throatcut
like 2lb of liver (alternative - tripe) split open like chucking 2lb of sausage down a pit shaft whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny? a fridge dont fart when you take the meat out... That's low, even by your standards. But I like it!
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| Author: | Doom [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:40 am ] |
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It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her. |
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:35 am ] |
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Doom wrote: It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her.
Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? 
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:38 am ] |
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grandad wrote: Doom wrote: It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her. Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? I'm saying nothing Mr Grandad ..... just you wait 'til Ms Toots spots your post!!!
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:57 am ] |
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Doom wrote: It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her. Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? I'm saying nothing Mr Grandad ..... just you wait 'til Ms Toots spots your post!!! Do you think she may be in favour of the group sex and threesomes though, eh, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:03 am ] |
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grandad wrote: Doom wrote: It's only 2 a week, if she plays it safe and wants that much knob thats up to her really, what she really needs is a male with the same drive for it, on the surface of it I find it a bit sad because she is a pretty girl and I'm betting she's an achiever as well, something that would make a good wife if only you could keep up with her. Hmmm, Group sex and threesomes, doesn't sount like wifey material to me. I wonder how she is at cooking a sunday dinner and mowing the lawn? who cares if she shags like a demented ferret, buy a 1st floor flat, and get plenty of dinger meals in... GO GIRL! |
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