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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzUUa6sFmhs&feature=related

One I'm sure Taxi drivers the length and breadth of Britain can relate to.

I always keep my doors well locked until I suss people out. [-o<

Comes across as a real nice guy.

I am sure we have all got stories to tell on people being sick! Two come to mind.............That unmistakable stench reached my nostrils, and she was sat bolt upright staring straight ahead as if nothing had happened, but still had puke on her chin. Her clothes had a right coating all down the front and she was making no effort to clean herself up.To look at her you would swear blind that she was oblivious to what had happened :shock:

.............And the second (yes I have had more than two), she got out of the car leaving the seating (where she was sat) covered with the contents of her stomach and claimed that although she had done the journey...........it was already there when she got in.

Dontcha just luv em :evil:

P.S I hope you do not find that this is just another sick story. :lol:

had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox.

CC

captain cab wrote:

had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox.

CC

I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ :lol:

gusmac wrote:

captain cab wrote:

had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox.

CC

I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ :lol:

Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly

CC

Have Scotland ever won the world cup

captain cab wrote:

gusmac wrote:

captain cab wrote:

had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox.

CC

I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ :lol:

Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly

CC

Have Scotland ever won the world cup

Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is :lol:

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Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is :lol:

I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball

toots wrote:

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Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is :lol:

I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball

Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066

when footballs were still tied up with a lace.

Today they do not have a lace.

cabby john wrote:

toots wrote:

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Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is :lol:

I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball

Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066

when footballs were still tied up with a lace.

Today they do not have a lace.

Av you got any lace Toots :wink:

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Av you got any lace Toots :wink:

I have a g string for special ocassions does that count :wink:

Author:	GBC [ Sun May 09, 2010 1:25 am ]
Post subject:	Just another night in London
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzUUa6sF ... re=related One I'm sure Taxi drivers the length and breadth of Britain can relate to. I always keep my doors well locked until I suss people out.

Author:	towag [ Sun May 09, 2010 3:54 pm ]
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GBC wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzUUa6sFmhs&feature=related One I'm sure Taxi drivers the length and breadth of Britain can relate to. I always keep my doors well locked until I suss people out. Ditto!!

Author:	cabby john [ Sun May 09, 2010 6:24 pm ]
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Comes across as a real nice guy. I am sure we have all got stories to tell on people being sick! Two come to mind.............That unmistakable stench reached my nostrils, and she was sat bolt upright staring straight ahead as if nothing had happened, but still had puke on her chin. Her clothes had a right coating all down the front and she was making no effort to clean herself up.To look at her you would swear blind that she was oblivious to what had happened .............And the second (yes I have had more than two), she got out of the car leaving the seating (where she was sat) covered with the contents of her stomach and claimed that although she had done the journey...........it was already there when she got in. Dontcha just luv em P.S I hope you do not find that this is just another sick story.

Author:	captain cab [ Sun May 09, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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cabby john wrote: Comes across as a real nice guy. I am sure we have all got stories to tell on people being sick! Two come to mind.............That unmistakable stench reached my nostrils, and she was sat bolt upright staring straight ahead as if nothing had happened, but still had puke on her chin. Her clothes had a right coating all down the front and she was making no effort to clean herself up.To look at her you would swear blind that she was oblivious to what had happened .............And the second (yes I have had more than two), she got out of the car leaving the seating (where she was sat) covered with the contents of her stomach and claimed that although she had done the journey...........it was already there when she got in. Dontcha just luv em P.S I hope you do not find that this is just another sick story. had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox. CC

Author:	gusmac [ Sun May 09, 2010 7:55 pm ]
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captain cab wrote: had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox. CC I knew that Casey column was useful for something............

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Author:	captain cab [ Sun May 09, 2010 8:14 pm ]
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gusmac wrote: captain cab wrote: had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox. CC I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly CC

Author:	toots [ Sun May 09, 2010 8:19 pm ]
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captain cab wrote: gusmac wrote: captain cab wrote: had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox. CC I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly CC Have Scotland ever won the world cup

Author:	captain cab [ Sun May 09, 2010 8:20 pm ]
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toots wrote: Have Scotland ever won the world cup Thats a good question.....in wearing skirts maybe. CC

Author:	gusmac [ Mon May 10, 2010 3:09 am ]
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toots wrote: captain cab wrote: gusmac wrote: captain cab wrote: had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox. CC I knew that Casey column was useful for something............ Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly CC Have Scotland ever won the world cup Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is

Author:	toots [ Mon May 10, 2010 3:16 am ]
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Quote: Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball

Author:	cabby john [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:35 am ]
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toots wrote: Quote: Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066 when footballs were still tied up with a lace. Today they do not have a lace.

Author:	tx_op [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:02 pm ]
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cabby john wrote: toots wrote: Quote: Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066 when footballs were still tied up with a lace. Today they do not have a lace. Av you got any lace Toots

Author:	skippy41 [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:16 pm ]
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tx_op wrote: cabby john wrote: toots wrote: Quote: Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066 when footballs were still tied up with a lace. Today they do not have a lace. Av you got any lace Toots No she has a good supply of para cord being in the commando's

Author:	toots [ Mon May 10, 2010 1:04 pm ]
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Quote: Av you got any lace Toots I have a g string for special ocassions does that count

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Author:	tx_op [ Mon May 10, 2010 2:21 pm ]
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toots wrote: Quote: Av you got any lace Toots I have a g string for special ocassions does that count I dunno..have you asked it ?? maybe if you put sum little beads on it you can use it as an abacus........