Taxi Driver Online

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One I'm sure Taxi drivers the length and breadth of Britain can relate to.

I always keep my doors well locked until I suss people out.

Ditto!!

Comes across as a real nice guy.

I am sure we have all got stories to tell on people being sick! Two come to mind.............That unmistakable stench reached my nostrils, and she was sat bolt upright staring straight ahead as if nothing had happened, but still had puke on her chin. Her clothes had a right coating all down the front and she was making no effort to clean herself up.To look at her you would swear blind that she was oblivious to what had happened .............And the second (yes I have had more than two), she got out of the car leaving the seating (where she was sat) covered with the contents of her stomach and claimed that although she had done the journey...........it was already there when she got in.

Dontcha just luv em

P.S I hope you do not find that this is just another sick story.

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had one last nite, she insisted she didnt get any inside the cab.....I insist I didnt use a newspaper and put it through her letterbox.

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I knew that Casey column was useful for something............

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Theres more words in that than the 'gloroious history of scottish world cup wins' monthly

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Have Scotland ever won the world cup

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Thats a good question.....in wearing skirts maybe.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Have England? Since they stopped lacing up the ball that is

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I was only asking and I don't understand the comment about lacing up the ball

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Toots just the guys winding each other up. Scotland have never won the world cup, with England the biggest underachievers on the planet winning once in 1966 or was it 1066 when footballs were still tied up with a lace.

Today they do not have a lace.

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Av you got any lace Toots

No she has a good supply of para cord being in the commando's

I have a g string for special ocassions does that count

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I dunno..have you asked it ?? maybe if you put sum little beads on it you can use it as an abacus........