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The Rat

A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.


He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'
The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'
The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat,

You can keep the story.'

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him.

This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.

He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster.
By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out into the water.
Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah, you've come back for the story then?'

'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of illegal immigrants, a Poof, an Aston Villa or Man Utd supporter and anything French!'

meeeowwwww

did that one come from a BNP party member perchance

What you don't like the French things Apples? Onions? Cars? Garlic? Frogs legs? The Can-can? and last but not least the French Knickers?

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I don't like french knickers at all. I find they have no support for my tackle.

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Grandad,

almost a full set


bottle-less [edited by admin] who only had to hear panzers to give in in WW2 (did the same in WW1), theyve built a high speed train, it goes south from paris, germany is north....not a troop transport then!

So if the TGV doesn't go North how do the Eurostar trains get from london to Paris ?

thats our train set, not the frogs, note even that dont go towards der fartherland

sharp left, duck under the channel to blighty


is there a high speed link to Berlin?