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Author:  Sussex [ Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Stupid questions they ask.
Pi**ing hard with rain, get flagged down and asked how much it is to the station.

Now I could have said three grand and they would have got in, so why f***ing ask? ](*,)
Author:  skippy41 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid questions they ask.
Sussex wrote:
Pi**ing hard with rain, get flagged down and asked how much it is to the station.

Now I could have said three grand and they would have got in, so why f***ing ask? ](*,)


And you a PH :shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  echo15 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:51 am ]
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"Have you been on all night?" usually asked about 9 am!!!! :roll: :roll:

"Are you busy?"

"Which do you prefer short trips or ones to the airport?" Standard answer for that one is "As long as the meter is on I don't care either way " :lol: :lol:
Author:  Sussex [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid questions they ask.
skippy41 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
Pi**ing hard with rain, get flagged down and asked how much it is to the station.

Now I could have said three grand and they would have got in, so why f***ing ask? ](*,)


And you a PH :shock: :shock: :shock:

Mr Skippy from time to time I do drive for the dark side.

And do you really think, if I did what you so dastardly accuse me off, I would plaster it all on here? :roll: :roll:
Author:  grandad [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid questions they ask.
Sussex wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
Pi**ing hard with rain, get flagged down and asked how much it is to the station.

Now I could have said three grand and they would have got in, so why f***ing ask? ](*,)


And you a PH :shock: :shock: :shock:

Mr Skippy from time to time I do drive for the dark side.

And do you really think, if I did what you so dastardly accuse me off, I would plaster it all on here? :roll: :roll:


Everyone can make a f**k up now and again. :lol: :lol:
Author:  skippy41 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid questions they ask.
grandad wrote:
Sussex wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
Sussex wrote:
Pi**ing hard with rain, get flagged down and asked how much it is to the station.

Now I could have said three grand and they would have got in, so why f***ing ask? ](*,)


And you a PH :shock: :shock: :shock:

Mr Skippy from time to time I do drive for the dark side.

Quote:
And do you really think, if I did what you so dastardly accuse me off, I would plaster it all on here? :roll: :roll:


Everyone can make a f**k up now and again. :lol: :lol:


I was merely commenting on the fact that you stopped for a flag down, nowhere in my statment was it mentioned you took them.

How do you plead :lol:
Author:  echo15 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:01 pm ]
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"Does my bum look big in this?" Probably best to say no :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  captain cab [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:08 pm ]
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Very often its best not asking fat woman when their due.

I made that error once and it led to no tip :wink:

CC
Author:  toots [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:30 pm ]
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I usually get asked "aren't you scared doing this job". Seriously would I be doing this job if I was scared :? If it's little old grannies from the bingo who ask me I usually reply with a "why'd you ask are you going to beat me up :lol: "

Another favorite of the fellas is "doesn't your husband mind you doing this job? I know I wouldn't let my girlfriend do it" :shock:
Author:  Sussex [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid questions they ask.
skippy41 wrote:
How do you plead :lol:

Too right I took them.

But my license states quite clearly that I could.
Author:  echo15 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:09 pm ]
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"Do you work on a Friday and Saturday night?" usually asked after watching 4 hours of Street Crime on Dave :lol: :lol:
Author:  sasha [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:42 pm ]
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It's when after a long job through a maze of streets they say ' next left mate '. Yeah, I've managed to get this far I think I can find the final turn !

Or when you get an out of town job and you ask if it's the next motorway junction to turn off at and they say 'do you not know the way ? Call yourself a taxi driver ?' Like I know every f*ing street in the UK !
Author:  grumpy [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:47 pm ]
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Peter Kay had a lot to answer for with his routine being repeated ad nauseum, for weeks...............
"are you busy, driver?"

"what time did you start?"

"what time do you finish?"

still gives me shivers :sad:
Author:  echo15 [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:55 pm ]
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Or when they say the name of a road as a question :roll:
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:10 pm ]
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"i feel sick"


at 70mph on the M6
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