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Author:	wannabeeahack [ Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:08 am ]
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Not only the wee small hours of new years day BUT his bloody wedding too! HI. I AM LOOKING TO GET TO THE AIRPORT / HILTON HOTEL ON NEW YEARS EVE. PLEASE CAN YOU LET ME KNOW YOUR BEST PRICE AND WHAT NICEST CAR YOU HAVE (WE WILL BE LEAVING OUR WEDDING TO GO TO OUR FIRST NIGHT HOTEL). THANKS

Author:	skippy41 [ Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:33 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: Not only the wee small hours of new years day BUT his bloody wedding too! HI. I AM LOOKING TO GET TO THE AIRPORT / HILTON HOTEL ON NEW YEARS EVE. PLEASE CAN YOU LET ME KNOW YOUR BEST PRICE AND WHAT NICEST CAR YOU HAVE (WE WILL BE LEAVING OUR WEDDING TO GO TO OUR FIRST NIGHT HOTEL). THANKS Time to give the Datsun Sunny a polish

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:31 pm ]
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its a 53 mile run, ive quoted £100 cash, ill even wash the car (not that they should be looking at the car) and put some barry manifold or eastlife cd on for the trip....

Author:	bloodnock [ Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:43 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: its a 53 mile run, ive quoted £100 cash, ill even wash the car (not that they should be looking at the car) and put some barry manifold or eastlife cd on for the trip.... I'd play them some Creedence clearwater revival...as a taster to what their matrimonial bliss may involve.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

Author:	echo15 [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:52 am ]
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double post

Author:	echo15 [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:53 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ZSb5F60R8 Not being cynical in anyway you understand lol

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:47 am ]
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so hes married her, been at a reception, its 1am (you can bet it will be) and they are worried about it being a "nice" car, plus its new years eve he should be legless or more interested in his tart than worried it may be a Skoda that collects him, is he a woofta or a car nut?.... GET IN THERE LAD, MAKE HER HAVE IT!

Author:	toots [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:56 am ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: so hes married her, been at a reception, its 1am (you can bet it will be) and they are worried about it being a "nice" car, plus its new years eve he should be legless or more interested in his tart than worried it may be a Skoda that collects him, is he a woofta or a car nut?.... GET IN THERE LAD, MAKE HER HAVE IT! "tart"!! "Get in there lad" How uncouth

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:07 pm ]
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smack her on the arse, ride it cowboy WHHOOOHOOOOO

Author:	Brummie Cabbie [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:51 pm ]
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toots wrote: wannabeeahack wrote: so hes married her, been at a reception, its 1am (you can bet it will be) and they are worried about it being a "nice" car, plus its new years eve he should be legless or more interested in his tart than worried it may be a Skoda that collects him, is he a woofta or a car nut?.... GET IN THERE LAD, MAKE HER HAVE IT! "tart"!! "Get in there lad" How uncouth That's why the bridegroom wants a big car!! 55 miles from the reception to the hotel; plenty of time for a good bonking!! No flies on this guy!! I'm surprised he has not stipulated that the limo should NOT HAVE a CCTV system!!

Author:	Brummie Cabbie [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:53 pm ]
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toots wrote: wannabeeahack wrote: so hes married her, been at a reception, its 1am (you can bet it will be) and they are worried about it being a "nice" car, plus its new years eve he should be legless or more interested in his tart than worried it may be a Skoda that collects him, is he a woofta or a car nut?.... GET IN THERE LAD, MAKE HER HAVE IT! "tart"!! "Get in there lad" How uncouth And comments like that only serve to promote Stephen Fry's cause!!

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:58 pm ]
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and stephen fry would know about as much about womens sex drive as i would about shirt tail lifters ....................

Author:	Brummie Cabbie [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:20 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: and stephen fry would know about as much about womens sex drive as i would about shirt tail lifters .................... That's as may be, BUT you do know loads about sheep, . . . & that ain't too far away from shirt-tail lifters!!

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:44 pm ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: wannabeeahack wrote: and stephen fry would know about as much about womens sex drive as i would about shirt tail lifters .................... That's as may be, BUT you do know loads about sheep, . . . & that ain't too far away from shirt-tail lifters!! lady sheep, not bloke sheep thanks im no pile pusher/turd burglar/rear gunner....

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:50 pm ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: wannabeeahack wrote: and stephen fry would know about as much about womens sex drive as i would about shirt tail lifters .................... That's as may be, BUT you do know loads about sheep, . . . & that ain't too far away from shirt-tail lifters!! lady sheep, not bloke sheep thanks im no pile pusher/turd burglar/rear gunner....

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