What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne?
A waiter!!
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| Author: | cabbyman [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:34 am ] |
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19th November 2010: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/ ... 5955985591 |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:53 am ] |
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No it shouldn't. But we can make this thread another jokes thread!! |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:55 am ] |
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What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter!!
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:59 am ] |
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What do you call an Aussie cricketer with 198 against his name? A bowler!!!
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:00 am ] |
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Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach? A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:01 am ] |
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Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:02 am ] |
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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick? A: Three runs in three balls. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:02 am ] |
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Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? A: The entire Australian innings. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:06 am ] |
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What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car? Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:08 am ] |
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What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson? They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:09 am ] |
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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sp ... 5983888690 |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:13 am ] |
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A Aussie walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The madam replies $60. "Wow, what do I get for that?" he says. She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt." |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:14 am ] |
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What do you call a world class Australian cricketer? Retired!! |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:15 am ] |
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What do you call an Aussie with a bat? A vet! |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:35 am ] |
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What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman. |
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