some people need to lighten up......I make outrageous statements all the time
The following is courtesy of jaspar from the Jock section, obviously he can't spell for sh*t
"If this column was an ice cream, it would probably have a flake, and hundreds of thousands, but it wouldn't have monkey blood, because putting monkey blood on an ice cream is a sign that you're possesed by the devil"
"I usually keep my thoughts to myself"
"Casa de Casey by my own admission did have some (lanterns), until they stoppoed working and they were disposed of as being sh*te"
I don't generally do shopping unless the lager, Magners, Guiness and Lambert & Butler are running catastrophically low"
"It's a little known fact that Jack (of beanstalk fame) was actually sent to the shops for washing up liquid."
"I've never been to Bristol .... I can only imagine it's run by a bunch of jumped up wannabe Stalinists"
"Who chose the colour? Ray Charles?"
"I have a better suggestion. Why don't all Bristol's PH drivers wear cowbells at work, that way the public will be able to identify them."
I'm sorry if this article is provocative (I'm not really), but these things get me peed off."
"It's a council using a taxi fleet for its own ends, he pretence is the protection of the public, and the truth is that a few councillors will be nursing semis knowing they have this typ of power".
"21 drivers, all of whom own their vehicles will now not earn any money for an entire month."
"Yeah, they peed off a few bus drivers (some of whom possibly had a pre-dilection for their own genital group)."
"some shopkeepers get upset about the things shopkeepers get upset about, like a lack of decent pornography to read in between customers or selling cigarettes and booze to those below the legal age."
"Whilt a numer of Ahfields drivers are members of the NTA, a great many more are not, until Asfield's trade develops unity and strength, the LA will continue to urinate all over them."
CC