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Author:  grandad [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:20 pm ]
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How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.
Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:56 pm ]
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grandad wrote:
How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.


could be....
Author:  edders23 [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:58 pm ]
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One for the local rag I think !!! They love public safety campaigns very good for selling papers


Unless they are as unscrupulous and trurworthy as ours in which case leave well alone
Author:  blackpool [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:52 pm ]
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Is he a pirate taxi ?
Author:  Nidge2 [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:59 pm ]
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grandad wrote:
How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.



WTF is he doing driving a cab with one eye?
Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:12 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
grandad wrote:
How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.



WTF is he doing driving a cab with one eye?


The one eye would be less of an issue had it been right in the middle of his forehead..

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Author:  grandad [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:47 pm ]
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We have 2 drivers in the town with only one eye.................That is one eye each. They don't share it.
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:42 pm ]
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Nidge2 wrote:
grandad wrote:
How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.



WTF is he doing driving a cab with one eye?


well he couldnt drive without one could he
Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:45 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
grandad wrote:
How many pedestrians can a taxi driver run over before he is considered to be not fit and proper?
We have one here who ran into his second pedestrian in less than a year on Saturday. The driver has only one eye. Could this be a contributing factor. We also had a different driver run into a mother pushing a pushchair with her kiddie in last week.



WTF is he doing driving a cab with one eye?


well he couldnt drive without one could he


He could reverse using his third eye... #-o
Author:  rambo [ Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 pm ]
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I reckon it's the pedestrians fault.
We know what thier like......................................
Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Tue May 01, 2012 10:14 pm ]
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blackpool wrote:
Is he a pirate taxi ?

His trading name is probably iTaxi!!
Author:  bloodnock [ Tue May 01, 2012 10:16 pm ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
blackpool wrote:
Is he a pirate taxi ?

His trading name is probably iTaxi!!


Would it be Legal if he changed his Name by deed poll to say.."Ivor Taxi"..and signaged his vehicle thus.
Author:  captain cab [ Tue May 01, 2012 10:20 pm ]
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bloodnock wrote:

Would it be Legal if he changed his Name by deed poll to say.."Ivor Taxi"..and signage he vehicle thus.



He'd certainly be before Mr Whopper in the phone book
Author:  edders23 [ Tue May 01, 2012 10:31 pm ]
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Another one for the smut section !!
Author:  captain cab [ Tue May 01, 2012 10:32 pm ]
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edders23 wrote:
Another one for the smut section !!


you have a very one tracked mind :badgrin:
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