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Rain rain go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


several river gauges are showing all time highs this morning with a dozen local villages experiencing flooding

Luckily I live high up (relatively) but I wouldn't want to be living in the fens

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well they wont be collecting tolls today !



Bridge supervisor Glynn Holmes, 73, said: "Earlier on they were letting lorries through because they are higher, but they've even stopped the lorries now.

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Cold.

I hate the bloody cold.

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People who say 'my bad'.

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just tell them they are not in New york now !

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swear me down bro innit

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Punter gets in the car, do you take cards?

Of course I say, she then spends 10 minutes moaning about drivers not taking cards.

At the other end she pays cash.

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The standard of Referees at non league level ! 2 clear cut penalties not given loads of off the ball incidents missed and free kicks seemingly given based on player shouts rather than actually being close enough to see what happened

Linesmen at a minimum they should be fit enough to keep up with play not be level with the opposite penalty box trying to give offsides at the opposite end of the pitch !!!

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Operators wanting to reduce the knowledge pass rate to 50%.

Drivers not consulting with the full trade during the fares review process.

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Wolvo PH has no knowledge test ---- then a again they dont need to know Wolverhampton do they

ive dont the 6 hour course with nigel, he should do comedy stand up

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Pot holes.

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Pot smokers

I walk mr doggy early doors, we both wear a HiViz coat, a very worried looking face popped out a front door followed by a cloud of smoke of a very herbal essence, same person drives a BMW of some value but doesnt work, he has a sizeable CCTV on his home too....

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To be a referee or Assistant referee at that level means that they must have passed a fitness test. Why would an assistant referee be in one half of the field of play and giving an offside indication in the other half of the field of play?
I was a class 1 referee on the old system, now class 5 and I could not officiate in out of County leagues without passing the fitness test. The highest I could referee was the Leicestershire Combination and I could run the line on the Leicestershire senior league.

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Grandad,
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Driver taking a customer to a hospital appointment in London.

Stops on the hard shoulder of the M25 to pray.

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ive prayed on lesser roads trust me

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