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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:01 pm 
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Old Harry was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned
to his wife. "Doris", he whispered, "you were with me through the Great
Depression."
"Yes Harry."
"Doris, you were with me through the worst droughts in the fifties and the
eighties."
"Yes Harry."
"And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires in the
nineties. And last year, you were still hanging in there with me when the
bank foreclosed on our mortgage and we lost the farm."
"Yes Harry."
"And now, here you are with me today, when I'm just about to die."
Doris nodded.

"You know, Doris", he whispered, "I'm beginning to think that you're nothing
but bad luck!"


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EH :?: :roll: :?

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Winner of the not my job award, PMSL :lol:

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Thanks YETI, now im with ya :lol:

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Thanks YETI, now im with ya :lol:

F***ing lost me. :?

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