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THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT. . .

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
the

night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on

a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.


Defense Attorney: Did you know him?


Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.


Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?


Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.


Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?


Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.


Defense Attorney: Why not?


Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died

some

30 years ago.


Defense Attorney: What happened next?


Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.


Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?


Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.


Defense Attorney: Why not?


Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!


Defense Attorney: What happened next?


Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"


Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

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Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I
shot him, the little b**tard.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"