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Why is the meter on?

Can the baby sit with us 4 in your saloon?

£25? here's £20 keep the change?

Is it double time today?

Can you put my shopping in your boot then in my kitchen when we get there?

Im a pensioner, do i get a discount?

Little Jaden/Chardonnay pulled this off your door, they could have choked on it

Is this your full time job?

Will a Tesla taxi charge less?

Yes, i know the diversions add 10 miles, do I pay more?

Mind that suitcase its 50kg

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

what were they carrying Gold Bullion !

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Taxis Are Public Transport too

Join the campaign to get April fools jokes banned for 364 days a year !

Is Uber affecting you?

Blimey an English driver.

Do you take cards?

It's your busy time now.

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IDFIMH

XXX cars are cheaper than you (get out then)

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Lol.

Says 9 out of every 10 customers in a town near you.

I don't miss the trade that is for sure. I feel your pain.

I am still not sure to this day who caused me the most headaches.

Councils or customers?

Suppose it depends on the day.

I jacked in and sold Cazoo my PH Octavia mainly due to school councils bombastic, overbearing, sadistic, predatory, bureaucratic, vile, unfeeling, penny pinching, blood sucking, harassing, snotty arsed attitudes..

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most