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| Author: | echo15 [ Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:55 pm ] |
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Another "Things they say" Punters "girlfriend"
Last night "Why do taxi drivers drive so fast?" Punter "Coz they're all on speed to keep them awake"
So I said "We're like prostitutes darling the more we go with the more we earn!" Silence for the rest of the trip!
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| Author: | Sussex [ Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:52 pm ] |
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Things I wish punters would say. Nothing.
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| Author: | gusmac [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:55 pm ] |
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Sussex wrote: Things I wish punters would say. How about "Keep a fiver for yourself driver" Nothing. ![]()
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| Author: | hopper [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:37 pm ] |
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I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in. When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio"
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| Author: | Sussex [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:39 pm ] |
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hopper wrote: When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio"
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| Author: | hopper [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:30 pm ] |
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Sussex wrote: hopper wrote: When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" ![]() ![]() Cu*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D |
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| Author: | jimbo [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:37 pm ] |
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hopper wrote: I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.
When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" ![]() And a driver that says "postacode plees?" |
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| Author: | Bart [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:41 am ] |
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Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs" |
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| Author: | Darren63 [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:50 am ] |
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Bart wrote: Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs"
I used to get that alot from foreigners/tourists about 10 years back when I drove a red FX. Wierdo's
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| Author: | Darren63 [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:51 am ] |
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jimbo wrote: hopper wrote: I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in. When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" ![]() And a driver that says "postacode plees?" That's if you're real lucky and they can speak some english!!! |
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| Author: | GBC [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:24 am ] |
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Sussex wrote: Things I wish punters would say.
Nothing. ![]() I have the same sentiments about a certain London rep. |
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| Author: | captain cab [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:28 pm ] |
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I'll pay you if you come back tomorrow |
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| Author: | Sussex [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:25 pm ] |
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Nice to see a driver that knows where he is going.
Why was the same trip £1 more yesterday?
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| Author: | gavtheskav [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:32 am ] |
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"What they building over there?" "where is the nearest brothel" and "What taxi firm is this?" im a ph for gods sake they booked me!! |
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| Author: | volvoman [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:45 am ] |
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"This car is far too nice to be a Taxi" or.. " I got a taxi last week and the driver never spoke a word" or.. "I think I must have shares in these taxis by now"
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