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Author:  echo15 [ Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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Another "Things they say" Punters "girlfriend" :wink:
Last night "Why do taxi drivers drive so fast?"
Punter "Coz they're all on speed to keep them awake" :shock: :lol: :lol:
So I said "We're like prostitutes darling the more we go with the more we earn!" Silence for the rest of the trip! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Sussex [ Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:52 pm ]
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Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:

Author:  gusmac [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:55 pm ]
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Sussex wrote:
Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:
How about "Keep a fiver for yourself driver" :lol:

Author:  hopper [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:37 pm ]
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I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  Sussex [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:39 pm ]
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hopper wrote:
When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock: :shock: :shock:

\:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

Author:  hopper [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:30 pm ]
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Sussex wrote:
hopper wrote:
When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock: :shock: :shock:

\:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/


Cu*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Author:  jimbo [ Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:37 pm ]
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hopper wrote:
I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock: :shock: :shock:


And a driver that says "postacode plees?"

Author:  Bart [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:41 am ]
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Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs"

Author:  Darren63 [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:50 am ]
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Bart wrote:
Had an old bloke refuse to get in my silver TX2 because he had been told it's only safe to get in "black cabs"


I used to get that alot from foreigners/tourists about 10 years back when I drove a red FX.

Wierdo's :shock:

Author:  Darren63 [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:51 am ]
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jimbo wrote:
hopper wrote:
I was first on the rank one day and a woman seemed reluctant to get in.

When I asked what the problem was she said "she wanted a proper taxi, you know one with door signs and a radio" :shock: :shock: :shock:


And a driver that says "postacode plees?"


That's if you're real lucky and they can speak some english!!!

Author:  GBC [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:24 am ]
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Sussex wrote:
Things I wish punters would say.

Nothing. :wink:


I have the same sentiments about a certain London rep.

Author:  captain cab [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:28 pm ]
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I'll pay you if you come back tomorrow

Author:  Sussex [ Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:25 pm ]
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Nice to see a driver that knows where he is going. :D

Why was the same trip £1 more yesterday? :?

Author:  gavtheskav [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:32 am ]
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"What they building over there?"

"where is the nearest brothel"

and "What taxi firm is this?" im a ph for gods sake they booked me!!

Author:  volvoman [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:45 am ]
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"This car is far too nice to be a Taxi"
or..
" I got a taxi last week and the driver never spoke a word"
or..
"I think I must have shares in these taxis by now" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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