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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:09 am 
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Pmsl....... I don't think that's appropriate really do you :lol: :lol:


Yes, because taxi deregulation leads to aids.....sadly


Silly me I didn't realise they'd all go sticking needles in their arm, I can be so dense at times :roll: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:12 am 
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Silly me I didn't realise they'd all go sticking needles in their arm, I can be so dense at times :roll: :lol:


are you suggesting that there isnt a link between the 1985 transport act and something ive just thought up about the aids epedemic of the post 1985 years? coz if you are i could be onto something :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:15 am 
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Silly me I didn't realise they'd all go sticking needles in their arm, I can be so dense at times :roll: :lol:


are you suggesting that there isnt a link between the 1985 transport act and something ive just thought up about the aids epedemic of the post 1985 years? coz if you are i could be onto something :wink:


I'm not suggesting anything that could well lead you on a wild goose chase ffs

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:17 am 
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I'm not suggesting anything that could well lead you on a wild goose chase ffs


I would hope so, because i wasnt too impressed by the conclusion;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR ... re=related

of course lilly has a lot to answer for, i think the LC are really really mean :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:20 am 
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I'm not suggesting anything that could well lead you on a wild goose chase ffs


I would hope so, because i wasnt too impressed by the conclusion;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR ... re=related

of course lilly has a lot to answer for, i think the LC are really really mean :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-#

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:24 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-#


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7wnQVt ... ure=fvwrel

Of course, I may turn up as a cowboy.....just to make the LC think I'm a PH op :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:29 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-#


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7wnQVt ... ure=fvwrel

Of course, I may turn up as a cowboy.....just to make the LC think I'm a PH op :wink:


Love the song and you're quite right about you're average ph op but I'm sure there's room for change :D

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:32 am 
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Love the song


scousers i believe.....like these;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dssA5ApFbo0

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:39 am 
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Love the song


scousers i believe.....like these;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dssA5ApFbo0


I don't think OMD were scousers I think you'll find they're from the Wirral :D

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I don't think OMD were scousers I think you'll find they're from the Wirral :D


ahh plastic

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMfGpgQ6 ... ature=plcp

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:46 am 
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I don't think OMD were scousers I think you'll find they're from the Wirral :D


ahh plastic


I prefer perfected :lol:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMfGpgQ6 ... ature=plcp


there's something they can de-regulate and we could row passengers across :lol:

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the perfect beginning!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ycCLXLi ... ure=fvwrel

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And here were gardens bright with sinuous rills
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!

And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced;
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean:
And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!

The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves:
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight 't would win me
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:51 am 
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That's a bit harsh comparing the LC to Marquis de Sade ffs :lol:

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That's a bit harsh comparing the LC to Marquis de Sade ffs :lol:



ffs I think they got off lightly......we all know how tragic one death in a family is, the devastation it causes.....those tw*ts aint considered a country which is miniscule by comparision......yet still push a political idealogy which is not only almost 40 years old, its actual benefts are marginal.

I should be putting up pictures of starving babies and death ffs.........but if their illustriuous ar*es actually bother walking out of their offices for 800 yeards or so, I'm quite sure they will find people sleeping under bridges and begging for money, its just they have become so accustomed to it, they dont notice anymore.

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