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 Post subject: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 3:49 pm 
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1, Any driver wishing to drive taxis or private hire, must hold a UK driving licence for a minimum 3 years before applying, for an operators' licence or drivers badge,
This is to stop people from over seas coming over and working strait away without knowing where they are going.
2, Any operator requiring drivers regardless of if they have a vehicle of there own or is company supplied, must pay that driver the minimum wage,
this is to stop the unscrupulous practices that go on in the taxi PH industry, where the owners claim the drivers are self employed, and reduce the amount of tax credits that are illegally obtained by some.
3 The practice of making vehicle owners change or buy a specific coloured vehicle needs to be scraped, as it devalues the vehicles instantly if they have to be re-sprayed,
and some colours are hard to obtain
4 London taxi drivers should be able to buy the vehicle they want and not what's forced on them by TFL.
5 Meters should be fitted to all PH vehicles and set at the same rates as the taxis.
6, Drivers badges should run for a min 5 years and cost no more than £50 from any council
7, There is no need to include funeral and wedding cars in the act, but all volunteer drivers must be fully licenced and have hire and reward insurance.
8, The requirement to have a brand new vehicle tested needs to be looked at, as a private motorist does not require an MOT until the vehicle is 3 years of age,
it could be tested at 1 year from date of first registration instead, then annually from that date, up until 6 years where it will require 2 tests per annum.
9, CRB checks, Enhanced checks for all, but once completed any person who has had it done to drive taxis or PH should not require another one unless they leave the trade and return.
10, licence fees for both taxi and PH should be set by the traffic commissioner and not councils, as some councils charge over excessive fees for vehicles and drivers,
Councils will still be the first point of contact and will collect the fees, and issue the licences.
11, In areas where the councils have stipulated that all taxis be wheelchair accessible, things need to change as 95% of drivers have never carried a wheelchair passenger, and owners have gone to great expense to comply with the councils wishes
and a sensible maximum weight limit set to what a driver is expected to push and manage inside the vehicle, taxi drivers have complained that the ramps used have not been tested, and some have collapsed when picking up a wheelchair user.


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:05 pm 
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And in the 12th Commandment the Lord Said "Thou shalt not kill, Unless you live in Galashiels where it may be viewed as more an act of kindness to the mentally meek and for thus reason perfect acceptable"


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:01 pm 
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In your dreams skippy either that or set up the peoples republic of galashiels and become an independant state you could be minister for transport then and bring in your own taxi rules and mortgage the town up to the hilt rebuilding the railway which will cost 5 times as much to rebuild as putting a new motorway in

Instead of the salmond folly line they could call it the skippy line :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:05 pm 
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You make some good point Mr Skippy.

I like the employed minimum wage, the licensing of volunteers and the fees being set independently top the list.

Maybe you should join the T&G (Unite) Union, cos they need you.

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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:22 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
In your dreams skippy either that or set up the peoples republic of galashiels and become an independant state you could be minister for transport then and bring in your own taxi rules and mortgage the town up to the hilt rebuilding the railway which will cost 5 times as much to rebuild as putting a new motorway in

Instead of the salmond folly line they could call it the skippy line :lol:


Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland.


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:24 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
In your dreams skippy either that or set up the peoples republic of galashiels and become an independant state you could be minister for transport then and bring in your own taxi rules and mortgage the town up to the hilt rebuilding the railway which will cost 5 times as much to rebuild as putting a new motorway in

Instead of the salmond folly line they could call it the skippy line :lol:


Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland. :D


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:56 am 
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Sussex wrote:
You make some good point Mr Skippy.

I like the employed minimum wage, the licensing of volunteers and the fees being set independently top the list.

Maybe you should join the T&G (Unite) Union, cos they need you.


See Blood even Sussex can can see i was thinking of you regarding volunteers, since your always moaning about them :D


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:58 am 
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edders23 wrote:
In your dreams skippy either that or set up the peoples republic of galashiels and become an independant state you could be minister for transport then and bring in your own taxi rules and mortgage the town up to the hilt
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rebuilding the railway which will cost 5 times as much to rebuild as putting a new motorway in
Instead of the salmond folly line they could call it the skippy line :lol:


Your not wrong there edd


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:25 am 
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edders23 wrote:
In your dreams skippy either that or set up the peoples republic of galashiels and become an independant state you could be minister for transport then and bring in your own taxi rules and mortgage the town up to the hilt rebuilding the railway which will cost 5 times as much to rebuild as putting a new motorway in

Instead of the salmond folly line they could call it the skippy line :lol:


Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland. :D



LOL, the Isle of Skippy :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
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skippy41 wrote:
5 Meters should be fitted to all PH vehicles and set at the same rates as the taxis.
7, There is no need to include funeral and wedding cars in the act,

Are you sugesting that stretched limousines and Rolls Royce and Bentley cars that are currently licensed as private hire should have meters?
What about the funeral and wedding cars that are used for work other than funerals and weddings?

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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:22 am 
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grandad wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
5 Meters should be fitted to all PH vehicles and set at the same rates as the taxis.
7, There is no need to include funeral and wedding cars in the act,

Are you sugesting that stretched limousines and Rolls Royce and Bentley cars that are currently licensed as private hire should have meters?
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What about the funeral and wedding cars that are used for work other than funerals and weddings?


Thats all they are used for around here, when not in use they are parked in the garage


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:01 pm 
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bloodnock wrote:

Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland. :D


So long as he has nothing to do with your Torycloudcookooland, he'll be fine.
You know the place, where taxi and PH laws are dictated by the highest bidder.

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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:47 pm 
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gusmac wrote:
bloodnock wrote:

Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland. :D


So long as he has nothing to do with your Torycloudcookooland, he'll be fine.
You know the place, where taxi and PH laws are dictated by the highest bidder.


Have no fear....He's not going to be in our Government down here in Nomansland, a place where men are men and and sheep sleep easy.. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:58 pm 
bloodnock wrote:
gusmac wrote:
bloodnock wrote:

Brilliant Idea..then you Could twin your Independant state with the other tiny independent free state of Gusmacland. :D


So long as he has nothing to do with your Torycloudcookooland, he'll be fine.
You know the place, where taxi and PH laws are dictated by the highest bidder.


Have no fear....He's not going to be in our Government down here in Nomansland, a place where men are men and and sheep sleep easy.. :wink:



On the Isle of Skippy there will be two main towns, Skippyton and Skipville, all car's will be Skoda's and nobody should ever expect to pay the asking price for anything, upon waking in the morning all denziens will be required to bounce up and down at least 5 times and give a Rimmer salute at the end of it, the Rimmer salute now becomes known as the Wave of Skippy, there will be one big all for one amenity building, this will be called the Discounto, doubling up as a shopping mall and a night venue for the Souls of Skippy, anyone found charging the correct fare will have their right to bounce and box revoked and get sent off the island to live in exile until they learn how to undercut properly. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Skippy cab act
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:34 pm 
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skippy41 wrote:
grandad wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
5 Meters should be fitted to all PH vehicles and set at the same rates as the taxis.
7, There is no need to include funeral and wedding cars in the act,

Are you sugesting that stretched limousines and Rolls Royce and Bentley cars that are currently licensed as private hire should have meters?
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What about the funeral and wedding cars that are used for work other than funerals and weddings?


Thats all they are used for around here, when not in use they are parked in the garage

How do you know for sure?

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