Taxi Driver Online

Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me?

Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status.

Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise".

After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure.

What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank.

Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table.

Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it?

I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this

Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong.

Quality.

BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit

Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney.



BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties )

BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ?
I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog.
Anyway you only hit woman don't you
Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce.

As if jimmy boy would have got out of his motor!

At least gary will get out and talk to people that disagree with him, but jimmy boy is far to much of a scaredy cat to do that.

Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots

Dougie is an avatar. He lives in a fantasy world unintelligible to mere mortals.

In any case, as soon as he spoke I would probably have just burst out laughing. And I was always brought up not to mock the afflicted.

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

cant help myself

ok ok ok no one talk to jazzbar then

So it's not because Dougies a man then.
I think as soon as he got out the taxi you would have the only taxi in history to do wheel spins.
I was brought up not to assault woman but as far as mock the afflicted i just cant help myself.

Jim YOU ARE HAVIN A LAUGH "no" YOU ARE HAVIN A LAUGH

The last time well sir Alex ferguson springs to mind but after each hairdryer moment i genuinly felt sorry for you

Jim i was RAW then but now i'm more professional i wouldn't put my licence at risk for you (Ali T got a cheek to use SHREK) i thought you where more befitting, i'm FIT and proper to hold a licence Jim, i enjoy what i do, i got a nice tour tomorrow.

I never saw you Jim genuinly, if i had i don't mind talkin to the defeated kind of guy's like you and Skull

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Alway's been about Tightening the Grip!

the funny thing is! and I've seen it before .

guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won.

kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator

Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose

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Alway's been about Tightening the Grip!

jim

do you refer to avatar
as the

film

manifestation

or as dougie thinks the little pic on the left hand side .

or my fav

"deliberate descent of a deity from heaven to earth"
in dougie's case with a bump

i doubt it Dougie
you see thats what they said about me and the others over may years.
besides they are in the exact same circumstances as when mine were granted,its a done deal, only time stands in the way.

unless you know different

Oh trust me, Dougie knows different in fact, he's the only one that knows.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Ali

The movie. Complete fantasy.



As for Dougies avatar here? An illusion. Just like his businessman status

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

I think his avatar is quite apt.........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

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http://wingsoverscotland.com/ http://www.newsnetscotland.com/

Comical Ali right enough.

Anyone with half a wit would have seen this and chosen a more appropriate avatar.

Any suggestions?

I'll start with the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"