Taxi Driver Online

Oh fu*k me, you couldn't make this sort of sh*t up


http://www.thetaxiforum.com/index.php/topic,1841.0.html


This must be what it means to be a "businessman" taxi driver.

Thought you only commentated on non taxi matters like politics and world finance nowadays?

Aye, its a pitiful post but it shows that someone who has no interest in the taxi trade still keeps hanging on like a bad smell

It's called ridicule and contempt I bet you've got your Taxi Cuff-links, Longshanks. Fu*king brilliant...

I nearly split my sides reading that one "businessmen" aye right enough Ohhhh Fu*k me

Where ever did you dig that up from, so it's now gone from Skull the deregulator to Skull the world finance board to Skull the beastmaster seeking out businessmen,

Well you won't find many businessmen in a taxi, a businessman wouldn't be driving a cab as it's in tatters now thanks to certain people and their greedy ways,

I think Willie Deliverbynine has been round and left you some table and mirror talc for you rhinitis problem hasn't he?

You can't tell me, you don't own at least one pair of taxi cuff-links.

They tell me, there's a stall in the Gyle Center in Edinburgh, with a queue of taxi drivers stretching half way to Glasgow, all waiting to buy a pair of Taxi cuff-links. In fact, some Taxi Drivers were reported to be camping out at night just to get a place in the queue, for the stall opening in the morning.

Not me, never had any use for em tbh, it's another one of those ideas for look at me types imo, the ugly who need glittering metal to make themselves more appealing.

If they limited the supply, how much would the drivers charge each other to buy them?

Maybe they would rent them out?

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Doom, these taxi cuff-links are the biggest thing to hit the Edinburgh since, the discovery of penicillin attributed to Scottish scientist and Nobel laureate Alexander Fleming in 1928.

This is what being a businessman taxi driver is all about.

Imagine, appearing in the pub with your Taxi Cuff-links on, talk about having the Lynx effect...

Yeah I can see the funny side of it Gar, sleeves of honour eh.

Oh fu*k me, can you imagine Swannee and Longshanks strutting their funky stuff down at the Taxi Club, with their taxi cuff-links on? Telling all the women what being a businessman taxi driver is all about.

You know what, I'm going to buy a pair, so I can tell everyone, I used to be a taxi driver.

Oh and remind me, not to look at world news on the Internet tomorrow, this is far too important.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Taxi-Drivers- ... 0616724798




Oh my fu*ing God, does it get any worse than this????????????????????????????????

Yes..these Coming and Going Taxi cufflinks..

http://www.taxisplymouth.org/406/black-taxi-cab-cufflinks-psn243/

oops...duplicated post

You must be the only saddo to take the time to search for them!!!!

btw, sorry to disappoint but I always wear shirts with short sleeves so they're not much use to me!!!

Still, you'll be easy to spot now - swaggering down the street with your "end of the world is nigh" sandwich board and your cufflinks!!!

We all know you really loved your time in the taxi trade but you really need to move on now before you get all bitter and twisted. Jimbo still loves you tho'!!