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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

Source; http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029 ... 387,00.htm

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The other news channels had that four days ago. You're slipping, BC!! :wink:


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The other news channels had that four days ago. You're slipping, BC!! :wink:

It only came onto Google News yesterday, but the date of the published article was four days ago.

I'll try & do better though.

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Large Hadron Collider scientists release music record
Physicists at the LHC have their own music label, Neutralino Records – named after a hypothetical sub-atomic particle

Monday 15 November 2010 18.46 GMT

Physicists working on the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have released a music record.

A group of 20 physicists working on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the world's largest particle accelerator, have recorded and released an album, titled Resonance.

They have also set up their own music label, Neutralino Records, named after a hypothetical sub-atomic particle.

All belong to the Atlas team at the LHC, which is probing the origins of matter and fundamental forces of nature.

Their musical output covers two CDs and a DVD, and ranges from classical piano pieces to original pop songs.

The LHC, housed in a 27-kilometre (16-mile) underground tunnel near Geneva, aims to collide particles together at energies not seen since the Big Bang that gave birth to the universe 13.7 billion years ago.

More than 10,000 scientists and engineers are involved in the LHC project.

Source; http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/ ... mas-record

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/life- ... 0/nov/16/1

And then there's the;

LARGE HADRON RAP

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All those billions and trillions of pounds, just to record music.

FFS!

I could have done it at a fraction of the cost!!

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perhaps they should have invited the "man from the future" to be guest vocalist


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Some terrific results coming from LHC at CERN:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11714101

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11773791


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Beautiful theory collides with smashing particle data
Latest results from the LHC are casting doubt on the theory of supersymmetry.

28 February 2011

"Wonderful, beautiful and unique" is how Gordon Kane describes supersymmetry theory. Kane, a theoretical physicist at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, has spent about 30 years working on supersymmetry, a theory that he and many others believe solves a host of problems with our understanding of the subatomic world.

Yet there is growing anxiety that the theory, however elegant it might be, is wrong. Data from the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a 27-kilometre proton smasher that straddles the French–Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland, have shown no sign of the 'super particles' that the theory predicts1–3. "We're painting supersymmetry into a corner," says Chris Lester, a particle physicist at the University of Cambridge, UK, who works with the LHC's ATLAS detector. Along with the LHC's Compact Muon Solenoid experiment, ATLAS has spent the past year hunting for super particles, and is now set to gather more data when the LHC begins a high-power run in the next few weeks. If the detectors fail to find any super particles by the end of the year, the theory could be in serious trouble.

Supersymmetry (known as SUSY and pronounced 'Susie') emerged in the 1970s as a way to solve a major shortcoming of the standard model of particle physics, which describes the behaviour of the fundamental particles that make up normal matter (see 'The bestiary'). Researchers have now found every particle predicted by the model, save one: the Higgs boson, theorized to help endow other particles with mass.

The Higgs is crucial to the theory, but its predicted mass is subject to wild fluctuations caused by quantum effects from other fundamental particles. Those fluctuations can increase the Higgs' expected mass to a point at which other fundamental particles should be much more massive than they actually are, effectively breaking the standard model. Theorists can eliminate the fluctuations from their equations, but only by setting the Higgs mass to a very precise value — a fraction heavier or lighter and the whole theoretical edifice collapses. Many physicists are uncomfortable with any theory that requires such delicate fine-tuning to work.

SUSY offers an alternative to this 'fine-tuning' problem. The theory postulates that each regular particle has a heavier supersymmetrical partner, many of which are unstable and rarely interact with normal matter. The quantum fluctuations of the supersymmetrical particles perfectly cancel out those of the regular particles, returning the Higgs boson to an acceptable mass range.

Theorists have also discovered that SUSY can solve other problems. Some of the lightest supersymmetrical particles could be the elusive dark matter that cosmologists have been hunting for since the 1930s. Although it has never been seen, dark matter makes up about 83% of the matter in the Universe, according to observations of how galaxies move. SUSY can also be used to bring together all the forces except gravity into a single force at high energies, a big step towards a 'theory of everything' that unifies and explains all known physics — one of the ultimate goals of science. Perhaps most important for some theorists, "SUSY is very beautiful mathematically", says Ben Allanach, a theorist at the University of Cambridge.

SUSY's utility and mathematical grace have instilled a "religious devotion" among its followers, says Adam Falkowski, a theorist at the University of Paris-South in France. But colliders have failed to turn up direct evidence of the super particles predicted by the theory. The Tevatron at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Batavia, Illinois, for example, has found no evidence of supersymmetrical quarks ('squarks') at masses of up to 379 gigaelectronvolts (energy and mass are used interchangeably in the world of particle physics).

The LHC is now rapidly accumulating data at higher energies, ruling out heavier territory for the super particles. This creates a serious problem for SUSY (see 'SUSY's mid-life crisis'). As the super particles increase in mass, they no longer perfectly cancel out the troubling quantum fluctuations that they were meant to correct. Theorists can still make SUSY work, but only by assuming very specific masses for the super particles — the kind of fine-tuning exercise that the theory was invented to avoid. As the LHC collects more data, SUSY will require increasingly intrusive tweaks to the masses of the particles.

So far the LHC has doubled the mass limit set by the Tevatron, showing no evidence of squarks at energies up to about 700 gigaelectronvolts. By the end of the year, it will reach 1,000 gigaelectronvolts — potentially ruling out some of the most favoured variations of supersymmetry theory.

"I'm wouldn't say I'm concerned," says John Ellis, a theorist at CERN, Europe's particle-physics lab near Geneva, who has worked on supersymmetry for decades. He says that he will wait until the end of 2012 — once more runs at high energy have been completed — before abandoning SUSY. Falkowski, a long-time critic of the theory, thinks that the lack of detections already suggest that SUSY is dead.

"Privately, a lot of people think that the situation is not good for SUSY," says Alessandro Strumia, a theorist at the University of Pisa in Italy, who recently produced a paper about the impact of the LHC's latest results on the fine-tuning problem4. "This is a big political issue in our field," he adds. "For some great physicists, it is the difference between getting a Nobel prize and admitting they spent their lives on the wrong track." Ellis agrees: "I've been working on it for almost 30 years now, and I can imagine that some people might get a little bit nervous."

"Plenty of things will change if we fail to discover SUSY," says Lester. Theoretical physicists will have to go back to the drawing board and find an alternative way to solve the problems with the standard model. That's not necessarily a bad thing, he adds: "For particle physics as a whole it will be really exciting."

Source; http://www.nature.com/news/2011/110228/ ... 1013a.html

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What A differance a University Degree can make.....we talk Theoretical Sh*ite and no one Listens, Scientists talk Theoretical sh*ite and governments give them £Billions... :?


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What A differance a University Degree can make.....we talk Theoretical Sh*ite and no one Listens, Scientists talk Theoretical sh*ite and governments give them £Billions... :?

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"But the anti-CERN brigade accuse the scientists of playing God"

Too late that jobs already gone to our LA Licencing Dept, lol.

........ and is a Higgs Boson the same as a really pleasant passenger that tips well!!

Really p***ed off about this I've just completed my NVQ Level 2 in passenger transport and now I'm under threat of being gobbled up by a 'black hole'........... suppose that's better than being wrapped in red tape which really isn't my colour :lol:



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What A differance a University Degree can make.....we talk Theoretical Sh*ite and no one Listens, Scientists talk Theoretical sh*ite and governments give them £Billions... :?


i talk REAL sh*ite - nothing theoretical about me mate

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What A differance a University Degree can make.....we talk Theoretical Sh*ite and no one Listens, Scientists talk Theoretical sh*ite and governments give them £Billions... :?


i talk REAL sh*ite - nothing theoretical about me mate


Your not alone on this forum :lol:

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