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Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me?

Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status.

Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise".

After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure.

What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank.

Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table.

Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it?

I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this :lol:

Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong.

Quality.

BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit :lol:

Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney.

:lol:

BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission :lol:

And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. :lol:

(Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties :wink:

)

BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

:lol:

Jasbar wrote:

Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney.

:lol:

BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission :lol:

And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. :lol:

(Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties :wink:

)

BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

:lol:

Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? :oops:

I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog.
Anyway you only hit woman don't you :shock:

Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. :shock:

saf wrote:

Jasbar wrote:

Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney.

:lol:

BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission :lol:

And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. :lol:

(Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties :wink:

)

BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

:lol:

Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? :oops:

I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog.
Anyway you only hit woman don't you :shock:

Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. :shock:

Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots :lol:

Dougie is an avatar. He lives in a fantasy world unintelligible to mere mortals.

In any case, as soon as he spoke I would probably have just burst out laughing. And I was always brought up not to mock the afflicted.

:lol:

saf wrote:

Jasbar wrote:

Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney.

:lol:

BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission :lol:

And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. :lol:

(Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties :wink:

)

BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

:lol:

Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? :oops:

I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog.
Anyway you only hit woman don't you :shock:

Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. :shock:

Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots :lol:

the funny thing is! and I've seen it before .

guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. :lol:

kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator :lol:

ALI T wrote:

the funny thing is! and I've seen it before .

guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. :lol:

kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator :lol:

Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose :wink:

Private Reggie wrote:

ALI T wrote:

the funny thing is! and I've seen it before .

guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. :lol:

kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator :lol:

Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose :wink:

i doubt it Dougie
you see thats what they said about me and the others over may years.
besides they are in the exact same circumstances as when mine were granted,its a done deal, only time stands in the way.

unless you know different :roll:

I think his avatar is quite apt.........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

Author:	Jasbar [ Wed May 19, 2010 3:36 am ]
Post subject:	Private Reggie gives us a shift of a start
Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me? Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status. Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise". After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure. What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank. Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table. Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it? I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong. Quality. BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney. BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties ) BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain

Author:	saf [ Wed May 19, 2010 12:13 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Private Reggie gives us a shift of a start
Jasbar wrote: Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me? Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status. Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise". After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure. What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank. Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table. Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it? I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong. Quality. BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney. BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties ) BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog. Anyway you only hit woman don't you Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce.

Author:	Frank Lay [ Wed May 19, 2010 3:23 pm ]
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As if jimmy boy would have got out of his motor! At least gary will get out and talk to people that disagree with him, but jimmy boy is far to much of a scaredy cat to do that.

Author:	Jasbar [ Wed May 19, 2010 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Private Reggie gives us a shift of a start
saf wrote: Jasbar wrote: Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me? Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status. Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise". After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure. What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank. Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table. Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it? I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong. Quality. BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney. BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties ) BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog. Anyway you only hit woman don't you Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots Dougie is an avatar. He lives in a fantasy world unintelligible to mere mortals. In any case, as soon as he spoke I would probably have just burst out laughing. And I was always brought up not to mock the afflicted.

Author:	chipper [ Wed May 19, 2010 4:11 pm ]
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cant help myself ok ok ok no one talk to jazzbar then

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Author:	saf [ Wed May 19, 2010 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Private Reggie gives us a shift of a start
Jasbar wrote: saf wrote: Jasbar wrote: Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me? Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status. Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise". After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure. What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank. Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table. Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it? I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong. Quality. BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney. BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties ) BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog. Anyway you only hit woman don't you Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots Dougie is an avatar. He lives in a fantasy world unintelligible to mere mortals. In any case, as soon as he spoke I would probably have just burst out laughing. And I was always brought up not to mock the afflicted. So it's not because Dougies a man then. I think as soon as he got out the taxi you would have the only taxi in history to do wheel spins. I was brought up not to assault woman but as far as mock the afflicted i just cant help myself.

Author:	Private Reggie [ Wed May 19, 2010 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Private Reggie gives us a shift of a start
Jasbar wrote: saf wrote: Jasbar wrote: Pulled onto the Mood rank tonight. Lo and behold, who was infront of me? Why, no less than that exalted paragon of business, Private Reggie - he of the crisis of identity that he needs 2 separate alter egos to satisfy his new found commerical status. Shifting somewhat uncomfortably in his seat when he realised that his "nemesis" was ahint him, this erstwhile "Dragon" of Edinburgh's transport sector declined the opportunity to regale me with his renowned commercial "expertise". After some few moments, Dougie moved off the rank. No doubt he'll claim he had a radio job. But I discerned no move to put the meter off. He simply wilted from thenon-existant pressure. What exercised my pleasure pheromones was the simple knowledge that Dougie, with his new shi tty cabs badge proudly displayed on his rear window (The grasser's handle), was paying a hundred bucks a week more than me to sit on this rank. Business guru Dougie is now gonna have to work a whole extra shift just to stand still. He has given real cabbies a shift of a start. While he is working his butt off to fund the megalomaniacs posing as committee men, the real cabbies will be putting bread on the table. Oh, silly ol' me. Shi tty cabs radio system will continually deliver the haymaker jobs that will recompense our "businessman" Dougie, won't it? I look forward to hearing from all of those drivers who have landed haymakers any time recent. Let's keep it optimistic and cite a timescale of the last century for this Nice one Dougie. Just when I accord you some credit that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, off you go and prove me wrong. Quality. BTW I hear that ECPH are looking to hire black cabs to join their circuit Also, they're offering "up to 30% discount" on their circuit fees if you carry their advert on your hackney. BTW Tell them Jim or the Skull sent you. We're pushing for a commission And with a wife to slap, I'll need it to pay the fines. (Sorry munificent wife of mine, I was only pulling the chains of some imbecile numpties ) BTW2 Wanna bet the feckwits won't get the joke and realise I'm pulling their commercially unaware chain Why did you not get out the taxi and confront him Jim ? I bet it was because you where sitting as you usually do shaking like a sh*tting dog. Anyway you only hit woman don't you Just keeping the hard man talk for the forum,you sad little ponce. Basically saf because I don't see the point of talking to idiots Dougie is an avatar. He lives in a fantasy world unintelligible to mere mortals. In any case, as soon as he spoke I would probably have just burst out laughing. And I was always brought up not to mock the afflicted. Jim YOU ARE HAVIN A LAUGH "no" YOU ARE HAVIN A LAUGH The last time well sir Alex ferguson springs to mind but after each hairdryer moment i genuinly felt sorry for you Jim i was RAW then but now i'm more professional i wouldn't put my licence at risk for you (Ali T got a cheek to use SHREK) i thought you where more befitting, i'm FIT and proper to hold a licence Jim, i enjoy what i do, i got a nice tour tomorrow. I never saw you Jim genuinly, if i had i don't mind talkin to the defeated kind of guy's like you and Skull

Author:	ALI T [ Wed May 19, 2010 10:15 pm ]
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the funny thing is! and I've seen it before . guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator

Author:	Private Reggie [ Wed May 19, 2010 10:20 pm ]
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ALI T wrote: the funny thing is! and I've seen it before . guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose

Author:	ALI T [ Wed May 19, 2010 10:20 pm ]
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jim do you refer to avatar as the film manifestation or as dougie thinks the little pic on the left hand side . or my fav "deliberate descent of a deity from heaven to earth" in dougie's case with a bump

Author:	ALI T [ Wed May 19, 2010 10:23 pm ]
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Private Reggie wrote: ALI T wrote: the funny thing is! and I've seen it before . guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose i doubt it Dougie you see thats what they said about me and the others over may years. besides they are in the exact same circumstances as when mine were granted,its a done deal, only time stands in the way. unless you know different

Author:	Skull [ Wed May 19, 2010 10:30 pm ]
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ALI T wrote: Private Reggie wrote: ALI T wrote: the funny thing is! and I've seen it before . guys who are not in the fight seem to think when someone loses or in this case perceived loss, that it means somehow they have won. kinda like watching a prize fight, and then claiming that you won it, even although you were only a spectator Protection is different from winning, i can only help to protect, Jim and Skull are about winning, trust me they will lose i doubt it Dougie you see thats what they said about me and the others over may years. besides they are in the exact same circumstances as when mine were granted,its a done deal, only time stands in the way. unless you know different Oh trust me, Dougie knows different in fact, he's the only one that knows.

Author:	Jasbar [ Thu May 20, 2010 3:35 am ]
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Ali The movie. Complete fantasy. As for Dougies avatar here? An illusion. Just like his businessman status

Author:	gusmac [ Thu May 20, 2010 2:11 pm ]
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I think his avatar is quite apt......... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

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Author:	Jasbar [ Thu May 20, 2010 2:52 pm ]
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gusmac wrote: I think his avatar is quite apt......... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf Comical Ali right enough. Anyone with half a wit would have seen this and chosen a more appropriate avatar. Any suggestions? I'll start with the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz