Taxi Driver Online

Great last night. Gay Pride.

Two middle aged ladies in the taxi, giving it large.

Anyway conversation was good, we were having a laugh.

So I said to them that I had something in common with them.

What's that", said they.

I said, "I too am a lesbian".

"Naw", said the feminine looking one, "You need a fanny to be a lesbian"



"Ah", said I. "The taxi trade thinks I am a fanny and I like women, so I must be a lesbian"

" ", the both guffawed.

It was a good laugh, I got a couple of quid for a tip. The manly one sprackling about with real determination at some length in her sporran to come up with nothing, having to ask her partner to divvy up.

Quality.

Anyway, at the newsagents, waiting for rolls to be delivered, I happened across the erstwhile Diesel and related the story.

Well, this was manna from heaven for the dear boy, he seized his opportunity to crack perhaps the only joke of his life

"THE trade fanny", he joked, feeling pleased that he had made such a riposte.

Of course it was funny. I laughed. I'm not sure he understood why, but my mind immediately turned to the 50 grand he was going to lose on de-restriction

Anyway, the lesson is that while we can laugh at ourselves while articulating a serious argument, all the opposition can do is voice slights to make them feel good about themselves.



As I said, QUALITY

Thanks again Diesel. You should get a wee laugh in the Canonmills sewing bee

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

very good james!
only one slight quibble, i'll not be losing any 50 grand. i never bought a plate and i have no intention of selling one either. any money i make, i earn by sitting in the seat!
btw nice a3. my next door neighbours got one just like it. similar colour and reg.
he's an 4rse too !!

"The taxi trade think i am a fanny and i like woman, so i must be a lesbian"
What you should have told them Jim was that we think you're a C#NT and that you HIT woman.
Were you not a bit miffed that they did not recognise you ?
Maybe you should have got your Evening news scrapbook out with all your clippings.
Did you have to change your manpad after your meeting with Diesel

Feeling the pressure saf?

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Skull, "You are a police inspector, aren't you?"
Cab Inspector Smith, "Yes."
Skull, "So, are you going to tell Mr Taylor what his rights are?"
Smith, "And ... What rights?"

pervy jim tells his passengers "I'm a fanny"

And you tell your passengers what exactly, I used to be a "businessman", but now I've sold out, but I might buy back in?

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

In the unlikely event that I would feel like telling them anything about myself, then the first two seem fair, but the last would seem to be less likely now. As I am in the process of putting the money into another business.

What did you do when you sold up gary, just squander it?

" in the process of putting the money into another business" Yeah, right Frank.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"