Taxi Driver Online

"Turn the Meter off, I'll see you right" ~ That's all I'm paying you and I'll not give you any more!

If you hear one of those in the back, whistling a wee tune ~ You can be sure that you're about to be bumped!

Anyone else got any other 'triggers'.

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Don't dream it ~ Be it.

People wearing hats. I avoid them like the plague.

Baseball caps especially but anyone wearing any kind of headgear always seems to be trouble.

One way or another.

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Avoid West of Scotland football supporters wae' singalong accents ( specially if they're wearin' red, white & blue). They say, "Wrang" rather than "Wrong" and "Hond" not "Hand".
ie. "The goalie saved it wae' the WRANG HOND"... ????.

Avoid people from Niddrie, they're a bad lot, not all, but some. Oh aye, and that's another thing, the mongs all look the same.

Some even drive taxis

That's really, really funny Skull... any mair' gems like that ?

When punters are carrying a friend saying 'don't worry driver they wont be sick', they actually mean 'if you take us you are a prise mug'.

But one that got me the other Sunday was when the punter asked if I worked weekends.

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IDFIMH

Don't you just love it when the "King" of Google/ Plagirism/cut copy & paste, ( not to mention some Manchester blogs, mouse in the house, and all that [edited by admin]), tells everyone that they don't have any original thoughts........ha ha ha ha ha ha !.

"I got it for £x last time"

True meaning:

"I got it for £1.5x last time." At least.