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Author:  tx_op [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:37 pm ]
Post subject:  a yankee going to the open
ignorance is indeed a worldwide epidemic !!!
i pick up this guy from dallas going to his travel inn from the train station, he tells me he's in dundee to watch the open then totally lowers the conversation by asking " is it safe to use the tap water to brush your teeth ? " to which i reply " it's only the best drinking water in the world mate " " sheeete, you can drink the water here " he says.."yep"..." good,cause we won't need to stop for some bottled then "
and the moral of the story is :?: :?: :?:
Author:  no tips [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:57 pm ]
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Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Sussex [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:16 pm ]
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no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If has he flown all the way from Dallas, and is staying in a Travel Inn, then indeed he is. [-(
Author:  gusmac [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:36 pm ]
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Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If has he flown all the way from Dallas, and is staying in a Travel Inn, then indeed he is. [-(

I would guess he had to take whatever hotel had rooms. They will all have been booked out for months in advance
Author:  tx_op [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:44 pm ]
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Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If has he flown all the way from Dallas, and is staying in a Travel Inn, then indeed he is. [-(
i'm just back from turkey and every waiter and porter told me that the english are the worst tippers and ignorant out of all visitors..maybe the yanks are ignorant...but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:
Author:  Sussex [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:52 pm ]
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tx_op wrote:
time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:

Well in Iraq the yanks just bomb the locals. :?
Author:  GA [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:32 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  grandad [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:43 am ]
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tx_op wrote:
Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:


The last time Celtic or Rangers played an away match in Europe.
Author:  tx_op [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:36 am ]
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grandad wrote:
tx_op wrote:
Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:


The last time Celtic or Rangers played an away match in Europe.
blaw blaw blaw....
Author:  Barnsley [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:59 am ]
Post subject: 
tx_op wrote:
grandad wrote:
tx_op wrote:
Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:


The last time Celtic or Rangers played an away match in Europe.
blaw blaw blaw....


When a scot is arrested in scotland he is been arrested on foreign soil as remember that soil is really English soil we are just letting you use it. :D
Author:  grandad [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:27 am ]
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Barnsley wrote:
tx_op wrote:
grandad wrote:
tx_op wrote:
Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:


The last time Celtic or Rangers played an away match in Europe.
blaw blaw blaw....


When a scot is arrested in scotland he is been arrested on foreign soil as remember that soil is really English soil we are just letting you use it. :D



:shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  tx_op [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:41 am ]
Post subject: 
grandad wrote:
Barnsley wrote:
tx_op wrote:
grandad wrote:
tx_op wrote:
Sussex wrote:
no tips wrote:
Quote:
and the moral of the story is


Yanks are as tight as the Scots.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


but i ask you this...when was the last time you heard of of american or scottish national being arrested on foreign soil for drunken,loud-mouthed,mob handed behaviour :?: :?: :?:


The last time Celtic or Rangers played an away match in Europe.
blaw blaw blaw....


When a scot is arrested in scotland he is been arrested on foreign soil as remember that soil is really English soil we are just letting you use it. :D
just remember...the jocks have gave the world every major invention...and that includes every major kick in at any war yer government started..if it wisna 4 us..the h&m shop ur missus buys her kegs fae wud b short 4 hitler&mussolini... :D :D

and remember...a scotsman is in no.10 :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  Sussex [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:55 pm ]
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95% of my punters are 100% english, and they give me no problems.

But to be fair I don't get any grief from the other 5% either. :?
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