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skippy41
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:24 am 
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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.

2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined.

A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format.
The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities.

The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
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And you think I'm nuts...

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skippy41
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jimbo wrote:
And you think I'm nuts...


We dont think, we know you are :lol:
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That would be the Royal 'We' then Mr Skippy'?

I think the lad speaks more sense on most on here.

Do yourself a favour, get rid of that signature, it makes you look daft. :wink:
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