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BRITAIN is being inundated with accusations of racism. As the country votes to elect a parliament we have to share with foreigners, take our quick test to find out how much you dislike others on the basis of ethnicity.

1. Do you think all Romanians are thieves?
a) No, I don’t.
b) Not all of them, no.
c) Of course, that’s why they’re all so swarthy.

2. Have you ever tried to scare people with false claims about Eastern European immigration?
a) No, I haven’t.
b) Yes, but only because I’m weak willed and eager to please.
c) It’s pretty much how I spend my day.

3. Do you think people who make horrible generalisations about Muslims are ‘idiots’?
a) Yes, but I also think they’re horribly racist.
b) Yes, but I’m just saying that to sound vaguely reasonable.
c) Yes, they should only say that sort of thing in a private meeting.

4. Have you ever used the term ‘EUSSR’?
a) No, not even when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’.
b) Yes, but only when expressing my disdain for people who use the term ‘EUSSR’.
c) I use it all the time.

5. Do you think there is something intrinsically virtuous about being ‘Anglo Saxon’?
a) No, I actually find the whole thing rather embarrassing.
b) No, it’s much the same as being French, but without all the [edited by admin] geese.
c) Saying the words ‘Anglo Saxon’ makes me climax.



Mostly ‘a’: You’re probably not racist, but it was only five questions and for all we know you may have an irrational hatred of the Dutch.

Mostly ‘b’: You’re a bit racist, mostly when reading certain newspapers. And you can stop any time you want, by the way.

Mostly ‘c’: You’re a racist even though you say you’re not and you get all offended by the very idea, like the racist you obviously are.


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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

good photo gary

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I think you know me better than to hide behind some mask. Me, the shrinking violet, now that would be a first.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

I'm not racist I've got a black fish.

I've got a black dug...

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

Yep I'm racist.

Yep, I'm a pragmatist.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

No, I'm an atheist, thank god.

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

I am not a racist.......but I am a "Realist".....one heck of a difference.

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

I'm more racist because I voted for UKIP.

Dyslexic too

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

AND THE BNP YOU [edited by admin] ALONG WITH WANNA....................ANYONE SEEN THE BNP LATELY

NEVER GUESS YOU COME FROM SCAB TERRITORY WOULD YER

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