gusmac wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
Its the Territory of the Wee Free Church...a Fun day out for them guys is all the locals getting together to watch a field of Turnips grow...

...in segregated groups of men and women. And definitely not on a Sunday

aye..never on a Sunday, Sunday being strictly observed as a day of rest by the good folks of Lewis means that on a sunday morning Lachlan the local Church elder can glance across the Bolster and see his Wife Grunhilda, Her woolly Mamoth Night Dress scantily draped over her Leather like Semi derigble body...the candle light igniting little methane sprites as the day before Turnip gleafully flits betwixt earth and sky....yes, lachlan must praise the Lord for Sunday because it is the only day of the week that rest comes first and Grunhilda doesnt make demands on his Crashed and broken body....Hallelujah!!!!