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I thought you guys (and girls) might like to see this - it demonstrates the might of the council locally (FFS )

http://www.chichester.co.uk/chichester/ ... 4454742.jp

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No you couldn't

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

What's a Wellie.

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Whats joyriding ?

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Doc G Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject:

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I thought you guys (and girls) might like to see this - it demonstrates the might of the council locally (FFS )

http://www.chichester.co.uk/chichester/ ... 4454742.jp


Even waders would not help him in scouseland

Alright skip.....I must have been thinking about you...my heads sore

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguYlpm3ffQ

Office of Local Government misinformation

HOW TO TEST PURCHASE (Part One)

Personnel and equipment:

Three (3) council officials, each wearing yellow florescent jackets bearing the legend ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH, in letters not smaller that 100mm.
SWAT time (ammunition load as per Chief of Police)
Helicopter surveillance team
Ambulance and quick response unit
District solicitor
Dog unit and handling crew
Note: Wellington boots are not approved at this time
Maximum force is authorised

Method:

The team of three, under the surveillance of the counter terrorist team, will approach the alleged private hire driver and ask the following:

“Hello Mr driver, we are normal civilians, are you plying for hire as a Hackney carriage without being licensed, contrary to the TOWN POLICE CLAUSES ACT 1847 / S.45?”

If he says no, go away and try in another four months

Report as another successful test purchase.

Report to licensing and enforcement sub-committee that more funds are needed, therefore increase fees charged to drivers.

Now thats sarcasm

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Aren't they those green things you and CC have got

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Quote:

"Council staff were unable to clear a dustbin from a four-inch deep stream because they weren't qualified to wear Wellington boots....."

Quote (from she who always knows better):

"What qualification do you need for wellington boots?"