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I thought you guys (and girls) might like to see this - it demonstrates the might of the council locally (FFS :lol: :lol: :lol: )

http://www.chichester.co.uk/chichester/ ... 4454742.jp

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I wouldn't worry about offending CC.. he gets abuse from all over the country.. every were he goes.. day in... day out.. and some of the things people say are pretty strong. but it just does not worry him any more.... water off a duck's back... so feel free to abuse... :lol:


Thats right....it could be worse though...i could be scouse :lol:

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No you couldn't :wink:

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What's a Wellie.

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MR T wrote:
What's a Wellie.


Whats joyriding ?

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captain cab wrote:
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I wouldn't worry about offending CC.. he gets abuse from all over the country.. every were he goes.. day in... day out.. and some of the things people say are pretty strong. but it just does not worry him any more.... water off a duck's back... so feel free to abuse... :lol:


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Thats right....it could be worse though...i could be scouse :lol:

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I thought you guys (and girls) might like to see this - it demonstrates the might of the council locally (FFS )

http://www.chichester.co.uk/chichester/ ... 4454742.jp


Even waders would not help him in scouseland


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Even waders would not help him in scouseland


Alright skip.....I must have been thinking about you...my heads sore :wink:

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MR T wrote:
What's a Wellie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SguYlpm3ffQ


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Office of Local Government misinformation

HOW TO TEST PURCHASE (Part One)

Personnel and equipment:

Three (3) council officials, each wearing yellow florescent jackets bearing the legend ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH, in letters not smaller that 100mm.
SWAT time (ammunition load as per Chief of Police)
Helicopter surveillance team
Ambulance and quick response unit
District solicitor
Dog unit and handling crew
Note: Wellington boots are not approved at this time
Maximum force is authorised

Method:

The team of three, under the surveillance of the counter terrorist team, will approach the alleged private hire driver and ask the following:

“Hello Mr driver, we are normal civilians, are you plying for hire as a Hackney carriage without being licensed, contrary to the TOWN POLICE CLAUSES ACT 1847 / S.45?”

If he says no, go away and try in another four months

Report as another successful test purchase.

Report to licensing and enforcement sub-committee that more funds are needed, therefore increase fees charged to drivers.


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Doc G wrote:
Office of Local Government misinformation

HOW TO TEST PURCHASE (Part One)

Personnel and equipment:

Three (3) council officials, each wearing yellow florescent jackets bearing the legend ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH, in letters not smaller that 100mm.
SWAT time (ammunition load as per Chief of Police)
Helicopter surveillance team
Ambulance and quick response unit
District solicitor
Dog unit and handling crew
Note: Wellington boots are not approved at this time
Maximum force is authorised

Method:

The team of three, under the surveillance of the counter terrorist team, will approach the alleged private hire driver and ask the following:

“Hello Mr driver, we are normal civilians, are you plying for hire as a Hackney carriage without being licensed, contrary to the TOWN POLICE CLAUSES ACT 1847 / S.45?”

If he says no, go away and try in another four months

Report as another successful test purchase.

Report to licensing and enforcement sub-committee that more funds are needed, therefore increase fees charged to drivers.


Now thats sarcasm :lol:

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MR T wrote:
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Aren't they those green things you and CC have got :shock:

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"Council staff were unable to clear a dustbin from a four-inch deep stream because they weren't qualified to wear Wellington boots....."

Quote (from she who always knows better):

"What qualification do you need for wellington boots?"


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