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Chris the Fish
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ffs, you spent too much time on a submarine.

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I am too intelligent to go on a boat that sinks on purpose - 22 years in the Andrew - only ships. Even managed to avoid helicopters, 'cause those bastads don't look like they should work.

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ffs, you spent too much time on a submarine.

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I am too intelligent to go on a boat that sinks on purpose - 22 years in the Andrew - only ships. Even managed to avoid helicopters, 'cause those bastads don't look like they should work.


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No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.

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No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.


You could spend your time being pampered in the spa :D

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No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
Unfortunately.. I got rid of my 28 foot twin screwed wood river cruiser... so a trip on the Mersey is out..

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No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
Unfortunately.. I got rid of my 28 foot twin screwed wood river cruiser... so a trip on the Mersey is out..


Take them on a river cruise on the Royal Iris :lol: :lol:

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Chris the Fish wrote:
No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
Unfortunately.. I got rid of my 28 foot twin screwed wood river cruiser... so a trip on the Mersey is out..


Take them on a river cruise on the Royal Iris :lol: :lol:

Or the yellow submarine... or that U boat on your side.. :wink:

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MR T wrote:
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No No No - not golf - I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
Unfortunately.. I got rid of my 28 foot twin screwed wood river cruiser... so a trip on the Mersey is out..


Take them on a river cruise on the Royal Iris :lol: :lol:

Or the yellow submarine... or that U boat on your side.. :wink:


I think perhaps there is more chance that the yellow submarine is likely to float a tad better than the holey rust bucket that adorns our ferry terminal :lol:

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I told you lot further up the post, intelligent people like me DO NOT GO ON BOATS THAT SINK ON PURPOSE.

We will however take the risk on boats or ships that only sink by accident. :lol:

At least on a surface vessel you have a very good chance with lifejackets, liferafts, lifeboats and the much applauded RNLI.

Perhaps NALEO and their sister organization IoL should consider having their conferences on a Submarine.

But the idea of a RORO Ferry aint bad - might suit the Transport Minister to kill two birds with one stone. Duty reduced (taxes in the country of purchase being payable) booze and fags being a side benefit.

Also those that suffer Mal de Mere won't slow procedings down and the sailors can conclude business quickly and adjorn to the bar.

There are many options - Dover to Calais and back about three or four hours - Portsmouth to Spain and back about three days. Any number of options between.

I rule out the Isle of Wight ferry - fags and booze are not cheaper there!

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There only 2 types of boats....... Submarines and targets :lol: :lol:

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There only 2 types of boats....... Submarines and targets :lol: :lol:

Not nowadays - even the quietest Subs are easy to find.

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Meanwhile, back at the Ranch.....

Just to get back on thread, how are the bookings going CC.

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Chris the Fish wrote:
captain cab wrote:
ffs, you spent too much time on a submarine.

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I am too intelligent to go on a boat that sinks on purpose - 22 years in the Andrew - only ships. Even managed to avoid helicopters, 'cause those bastads don't look like they should work.


If you were in the Andrew you would know that helicopters work because they are so very ugly, gravity is repulsed by them.

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If you were in the Andrew you would know that helicopters work because they are so very ugly, gravity is repulsed by them.

I didn't know that but it is feasable.

I do know that Submariners throw bread at them. :wink:

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