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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:55 am 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3k ... re=related

But there's so many factual inaccuracies with this song.

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You could be right but does it matter? So long as you don't sing along or dance to it :lol: :lol:

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toots wrote:
You could be right but does it matter? So long as you don't sing along or dance to it :lol: :lol:


I thought St Petersburg was the capital of Russia before the revolution......although I might be wrong......and he wasnt a lover he was an advisor.........but that might be like saying gary is jims advisor :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you have way too much time to think ffs

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toots wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you have way too much time to think ffs


This is the problem I have......I worry about these things.....and I got a Nation's taxi trade to lead ffs :lol:

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Well I don't have time to worry about those things, in fact I shouldn't really be on here. I have a scheme of works to do and a session plan to complete and a bloody printer that doesn't want to print. So whatever Rasputin was doing, be it advising or loving, I really don't care :lol: :lol:

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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago (true)
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow (maybe)
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (probably)
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear (well he got around)
He could preach the bible like a preacher (he was a preacher)
Full of ecstacy and fire (you choose!)
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire (cant argue with that)

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

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Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (Russian: Григорий Ефимович Распутин [ɡrɪˈɡorʲɪj jɪˈfʲiməvʲɪtɕ rɐˈspʊtʲɪn]) (22 January [O.S. 10 January] 1869 – 29 December [O.S. 16 December] 1916) was a Russian mystic who is perceived as having influenced the latter days of the Russian Emperor Nicholas II, his wife Alexandra, and their only son Alexei. Rasputin had often been called the "Mad Monk",[1] while others considered him a "strannik" (or religious pilgrim) and even a starets (ста́рец, "elder", a title usually reserved for monk-confessors), believing him to be a psychic and faith healer.[1]

It has been argued[2] that Rasputin helped to discredit the tsarist government, leading to the fall of the Romanov dynasty, in 1917. Contemporary opinions saw Rasputin variously as a saintly mystic, visionary, healer and prophet or, on the contrary, as a debauched religious charlatan. There has been much uncertainty over Rasputin's life and influence as accounts of his life have often been based on dubious memoirs, hearsay and legend.[1]

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