First the chap oh so sound,
found in a taxi 10, pound,
what else lurks with in a cab,
oh so may things difficult to keep tab,
the one about the scale,
left me wondering was he male,?
and the white power was it a drug?
keep that safe like a mug,
not collected dare I ask,
did they return it in a flask?
we have a punter that always leaves,
something in that car of Steves,
its done deliberatly so she,
can get it returned so to be,
she fancies him like mad,
but Steve hates her thats so sad,
we have conditions to check every trip,
for left items but theres a blip,
most drivers want to get on thier way,
they tell me searching the cab, does not pay.
everything left must be tagged,
then put in a safety bag,
taken in to licencing den,
we hear no more about it then.
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