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Still got me old Volvo though!!! Sentimental value Drives like new, bodywork immaculate, does 0-100 in seconds (on private road) Passes MOT every year, just kept as part of my collection. The E class is something else, absolutely gorgeous !! I have had more tips with this car than with my 3 Volvos and my previous Mercedes. Just hope you might be a passenger one day

I've had this one a few times now, "has the rise in fuel prices affected you?"

"The price of fuel must be killing you, keep the change."

I may have dreamt that one.

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Grandad,

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I do have shares lol[/quote] Still got me old Volvo though!!! Sentimental value Drives like new, bodywork immaculate, does 0-100 in seconds (on private road) Passes MOT every year, just kept as part of my collection. The E class is something else, absolutely gorgeous !! I have had more tips with this car than with my 3 Volvos and my previous Mercedes. Just hope you might be a passenger one day [/quote]

Let's hope it's raining tonight then

"What cars this then?"......a reliant robin, .......BRACE FOR RABBIT STRIKE!!!!

"Is it your own car?"......would you nick a car like this?

"Do you make a good living from this?".....nah, im really a rent boy

"I couldn't do your job with all the drunks"........your drunk

"I bet I'm your most grumpiest passenger tonight"......nah, had your wife in here just

"I bet you've had worse passengers than me" .....cant recall one

"I'm not drunk, honest. I've just had a good night" .......so enjoy your walk home then

*Passenger seat belt WARNING
"WTF that noise???" ...........its the fire alarm, get out...

"What's your next job after you drop me off?"....get rid of your body odour

"Do Police stop taxis much?".......if they can catch us

"Do you get many people that don't pay?".....nah, not since ive started carrying the dobermann with me

"So... are you finishing now? fancy a coffee?"...well i was hoping for a shag but ill settle for a coffee

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

10.30pm on a Saturday night - Is this your last run tonight.

Do they really think that because they've gone home it means we can. Of course we've just been waiting to take them!

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Unite and fight

yes sir, goodnight


damn, look, hes dropped his wallet in the back....
















sir! sir! youve left your wallet........

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

'So, the congestion charge, is it working?'

'That was only £5.80 last week! Why are you charging me £7.60? [tendering a tenner] Keep the change!'

Never fails to have me pi$$ing all over my seat, that one! Don't ya just love 'em!!

yes, ive just put it on your bill

and the last one

and the one before

and before that

working well for me!

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

£6.13p on the meter already & we haven't even got in yet!

No luv, that's the time. I'll switch it on when you get in!

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

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Got any Tunes drive?

No sorry, I haven't had a sore throat for ages!

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

Type a message, post your news,
Disagree with other members' views;
But please, do have some decorum,
When debating on the TDO Forum.

'Put the radio on, drive'

'OK, but you won't like it.'

'OOhh - Go on, drive.'

The Archers theme tune.....followed by classical favourites CD.....works everytime....calms them down.

Worth a try even if you can't stand proper music.

ring ring

ring ring

hello, is that the taxis?

it is

id like a quote please





a horse a horse, my kingdom for a horse

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most