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Why the brackets ?

CC

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Another TDO Olympics event could be;

Predicting the outcome of Judicial Reviews & High Court Cases.

I wonder who might be in contention for the Gold, Silver & Bronze in that event?

Any suggestions?

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Jumping to conclusions should be popular

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You could also have;

Pole vaulting over the issue!

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And of course;

Jumping the gun!

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We could have 'ping pong' for all those drivers that have married orientals

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Do you think ITL would win the Gold for;

Use of Performance Enhancing Materials!

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Your only jealous because I and those that are, dont have to phone for a carry out

award for those putting their size nines in it

my apologies

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George Carlin

I much Prefer the Winter Olympics...

Cabbie sports should be

Traffic Warden baiting

Hunt the LO

tug of war hackneys Vs PH

Limo jumping ( I suspect sussex would accidentally land on the roof )

Tuk Tuk racing the last one not to topple over wins !

Surely any cab driver worth his salt would excel in the slalom event.

Drive forward.
sharp turn to right to avoid cyclist on mobile,
accelerate,
brake hard for speed bump,
accelerate,
sharp left to avoid pot hole,
sharp right to avoid mum crossing road pushing pram with two kids in two whilst arguing on mobile,
accelerate
brake for speed camera,
accelerate,
swerve to avoid pi$$ head,
and so on for 30 minutes.
Stop for first job........
And so on for the next 10 hours.

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Taxi Driver's Sumo Wrestling.

Can you imagine JD v Mr T on the dohyo, throwing salt all over the place for purification?

I'd pay good money to see that!

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Or would it be a no contest?




Lol

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The David and Goliath effect?

Regards

JD

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