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Another cracker;

Passenger: "Do you keep all the money you get from all the passenger you take?"

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"One of your mates told me he makes over a grand a week on this job"

FFS even if its true you dont go telling every little scr**e.

My response to this type of sh!!te.

Did the same guy also tell you he has to work 16 hours, 7 days a week to take that, and that he also has to pay out nearly £500 in cab, office and fuel costs.

My response is to usually have a meeting once a month and listen to that cr*p, sitting down listening and letting them believe what they say is true. Mr Mittee seems to be omnipresent.

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

and when you ever get chance of a pint down the pub.....


"get the beers in, your loaded, £40 to the airport and it can only take £5 in fuel"



"I wish i was self employed"



"how many tarts offer payment in kind then?"

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"We'd better put our seat belts on, Doris, we don't want the driver getting a fine"

sit down little zak, youve been sick in the nice mans car and your flick knife has cut his car seat, your nana shouldnt have given you that...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

are we just all sad, bitter and twisted?...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Picture the scene .....

You've been in the airport corral waiting to get onto the taxi rank for two, three, four hours. There are loads of drivers at the airport because several airport around the country are closed because of inclement weather; snow, fog, high winds, whatever. Birmingham Airport is open & there are loads of diversions landing.

Eventually you leave the corral & get on the taxi rank; now you are fourth turn. A diversion has landed & passengers are clearing out of Arrivals. The first three cabs work in quick succession & they're off to Surrey, Liverpool & Leeds. Now it's your turn & you're thinking I hope I get a distance job to York or Bristol or wherever. You're first turn & along come your passengers, a middle aged couple with luggage.

Then the lady passenger shouts in a squeaky, elated voice, .....

"Ain't we lucky!!! We should have landed at Gatwick, (or wherever) & we've landed in Birmingham just down the road from where we live in Sheldon. We're only three miles from home; ain't we lucky!!"

And you're thinking; Why don't you just fffffffffffffffffffffff.......................

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and she legs it out the car at yardley?.....

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And in the early 1980's when he had just won the ultimate knowledge quiz, didn't we all have passengers saying to us, (we certainly did, even in Birmingham);

Passenger; Hey drive, do you know the taxi driver that won Mastermind, ..... you know the one ..... what was his name?

Driver; Fred Housego!

Passenger; Yeh that's him ..... do you know him?

Driver; Yeh, I taught him The Knowledge when he first came on the cabs!!

Passenger; Did you really?

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Brummie Cabbie.

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