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We've already been fu**ed every which way they can think of
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Speaking from experience toots :oops: :lol:
I have not got to page 59 yet :shock:

It wont matter who gets in as many have said the whole country is fecked look at the price of oil its well below what it started at before the price rises but its still keeps going up at the pumps


My experiences are my business and I will share them if appropriate, but, I'm curious to your reference of Page 59 in what book Skip :?


The Carma sutra 1001 sex positions :wink:


If your only on page 59 now you'll be dead before you complete it so you should spend more time with that and less time with this :lol:

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toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
We've already been fu**ed every which way they can think of
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Speaking from experience toots :oops: :lol:
I have not got to page 59 yet :shock:

It wont matter who gets in as many have said the whole country is fecked look at the price of oil its well below what it started at before the price rises but its still keeps going up at the pumps


My experiences are my business and I will share them if appropriate, but, I'm curious to your reference of Page 59 in what book Skip :?


The Carma sutra 1001 sex positions :wink:


If your only on page 59 now you'll be dead before you complete it so you should spend more time with that and less time with this :lol:



he started on the last page, every bloke reading a paper or a book does that

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The results of the 2008 ASHE show that median weekly pay for full-time employees in the UK grew by 4.6 per cent in the year to April 2008 to reach £479. Median earnings of full-time male employees was £521 per week in April 2008; for women the median was £412.

The top 10 per cent of the earnings distribution earned more than £946 per week, while the bottom 10 per cent earned less than £262. Between April 2007 and April 2008 the distribution of gross weekly pay widened, with a 3.5 per cent increase at the bottom decile, and a 4.4 per cent increase at the top decile.

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Capt Taxi wrote:
Mystic Capt Taxi writes;

I've been looking into my crystal ball and I too see a give away budget.
Because of this I see a pick up in the economy.
I also see voters voting for the devil they know and as a consequence David looses his job to a bald Yorkshire man who goes on to turn his party round.

After the election I see a very difficult summer in 2010 with the newly elected government raising direct,indirect and stealth taxes.
I also see more job losses especially those employed on local government.

Whether I am talking a load of crystal balls,time will tell.


Provided your Crystal balls still under its Manufacturers warranty you could ask for a either a full refund or at least have it checked out...as its Obviously Fecked completely!!!
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There isnt any possible end to it

not before HMG:-

1. Stop sending billions abroad
2. Leave the EU
3. Close our borders
4. Withdraw all forces from any foreign soil
5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits
6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums
7. Reopen the pits instead of of importing coal
8. Tax incomes over the national average wage at 65% (footballers at 85%)
9. Clamp down on councils spending our money
10. Restore the rule of the land (OUR LAW)
11. Re-unify the UK, forget devolution
12. sack all the people paid to promote "PC"
13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns
14. Stop pandering to minority groups
15. Tell non-nationals, if they dont like it, f**k off back....


These are the softer of my ideas should i get elected...



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The results of the 2008 ASHE show that median weekly pay for full-time employees in the UK grew by 4.6 per cent in the year to April 2008 to reach £479. Median earnings of full-time male employees was £521 per week in April 2008; for women the median was £412.

The top 10 per cent of the earnings distribution earned more than £946 per week, while the bottom 10 per cent earned less than £262. Between April 2007 and April 2008 the distribution of gross weekly pay widened, with a 3.5 per cent increase at the bottom decile, and a 4.4 per cent increase at the top decile.


What's that in plain speak ffs :?

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wannabeeahack wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
We've already been fu**ed every which way they can think of
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Speaking from experience toots :oops: :lol:
I have not got to page 59 yet :shock:

It wont matter who gets in as many have said the whole country is fecked look at the price of oil its well below what it started at before the price rises but its still keeps going up at the pumps


My experiences are my business and I will share them if appropriate, but, I'm curious to your reference of Page 59 in what book Skip :?


The Carma sutra 1001 sex positions :wink:


If your only on page 59 now you'll be dead before you complete it so you should spend more time with that and less time with this :lol:



he started on the last page, every bloke reading a paper or a book does that


Yeah you reckon. Skippy likes us to think he's bright so he'll start at the beginning like us females do. So he has a long way to go :lol:

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toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
We've already been fu**ed every which way they can think of
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Speaking from experience toots :oops: :lol:
I have not got to page 59 yet :shock:

It wont matter who gets in as many have said the whole country is fecked look at the price of oil its well below what it started at before the price rises but its still keeps going up at the pumps


My experiences are my business and I will share them if appropriate, but, I'm curious to your reference of Page 59 in what book Skip :?


The Carma sutra 1001 sex positions :wink:


If your only on page 59 now you'll be dead before you complete it so you should spend more time with that and less time with this :lol:


Page 59 in mine is the Silouhette of some fat hen mechanic blowing up a large inner tube using only her mouth...yet she,s clearly holding what looks like a hand pump in her other hand...rather odd i thought!!!
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toots wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
We've already been fu**ed every which way they can think of
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Speaking from experience toots :oops: :lol:
I have not got to page 59 yet :shock:

It wont matter who gets in as many have said the whole country is fecked look at the price of oil its well below what it started at before the price rises but its still keeps going up at the pumps


My experiences are my business and I will share them if appropriate, but, I'm curious to your reference of Page 59 in what book Skip :?


The Carma sutra 1001 sex positions :wink:


If your only on page 59 now you'll be dead before you complete it so you should spend more time with that and less time with this :lol:



he started on the last page, every bloke reading a paper or a book does that


Yeah you reckon. Skippy likes us to think he's bright so he'll start at the beginning like us females do. So he has a long way to go :lol:



ok

bloke....bird...

same book

who knows whodunnit first?

i rest my case m'lud

unless its lady chaterley, with hints of back doors,etc, then you take your time...

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unless its lady chaterley, with hints of back doors,etc, then you take your time...


haven't read it so I wouldn't know anything about back doors etc

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Page 59 in mine is the Silouhette of some fat hen mechanic blowing up a large inner tube using only her mouth...yet she,s clearly holding what looks like a hand pump in her other hand...rather odd i thought!!!


I'm not going to dwell on that image as it may restrict my sleeping :lol:

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wannabeeahack wrote:
There isnt any possible end to it

not before HMG:-

1. Stop sending billions abroad
2. Leave the EU
3. Close our borders
4. Withdraw all forces from any foreign soil
5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits
6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums
7. Reopen the pits instead of of importing coal
8. Tax incomes over the national average wage at 65% (footballers at 85%)
9. Clamp down on councils spending our money
10. Restore the rule of the land (OUR LAW)
11. Re-unify the UK, forget devolution
12. sack all the people paid to promote "PC"
13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns
14. Stop pandering to minority groups
15. Tell non-nationals, if they dont like it, f**k off back....


These are the softer of my ideas should i get elected...



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Gets my Vote..... :D
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bloodnock wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
There isnt any possible end to it

not before HMG:-

1. Stop sending billions abroad
2. Leave the EU
3. Close our borders
4. Withdraw all forces from any foreign soil
5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits
6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums
7. Reopen the pits instead of of importing coal
8. Tax incomes over the national average wage at 65% (footballers at 85%)
9. Clamp down on councils spending our money
10. Restore the rule of the land (OUR LAW)
11. Re-unify the UK, forget devolution
12. sack all the people paid to promote "PC"
13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns
14. Stop pandering to minority groups
15. Tell non-nationals, if they dont like it, f**k off back....


These are the softer of my ideas should i get elected...



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Gets my Vote..... :D


ffs :roll:

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16. Rebuild the UK's manufacturing base.
17. Tackle the high rate of absenteeism in the public sector.

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Does it f*cking matter?

same sh*t different day.

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wannabeeahack wrote:
There isnt any possible end to it

not before HMG:-

1. Stop sending billions abroad
2. Leave the EU
3. Close our borders
4. Withdraw all forces from any foreign soil
5. Have all benefit claimants work in the community to keep the benefits
6. Sort the problem of high levels of young mums
7. Reopen the pits instead of of importing coal
8. Tax incomes over the national average wage at 65% (footballers at 85%)
9. Clamp down on councils spending our money
10. Restore the rule of the land (OUR LAW)
11. Re-unify the UK, forget devolution
12. sack all the people paid to promote "PC"
13. Let cops hand out beatings and carry guns
14. Stop pandering to minority groups
15. Tell non-nationals, if they dont like it, f**k off back....


These are the softer of my ideas should i get elected...



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Okay your the man - you got my vote :twisted:

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