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No kids - Heaven, where the heck do you live then bleedin Snowdonia.

In a very peaceful place of trees and ponds in Lancaster hence the Lancaster on the Wirral location

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OOOps put my size 9s in it again, not only did I think you were a bloke but worse i thought you were from BIRKENHEAD!! Sorry Boss!.

You thought Toots was a bloke! Well HE is the best looking bloke I have had the pleasure to meet in a long time.

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Grandad,

I'm getting worried about Grandad thinking any blokes could be good looking!!

It's ok I don't mind you mistaking me for a bloke, but, I am curious as to why you think it is so bad that I come from BIRKENHEAD. I really think you should stop now cos you are digging an almighty hole for yourself. I do not live on the Wirral, I work there cos that is where I use to live and where I was born, smack bang in the middle of BIRKENHEAD, but, surely you being a mighty scouser isn't afraid of a wee lass from the Wirral

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Do you lot 'ave them norfern type foreign accents like wot The Beatles, Cilla Black and Jimmy Tarbuck 'ad? I fought I 'eard sumfing funny in your writing!!

Don't start with the accents I talk proper not like you southern softies and incidently I don't talk like a scouser either

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Ah, but we have cut glass accents that correctly enunciate the Queen's english.

Err..... excuse me I have a cut glass accent too........ it's just cracked in a few places that's all You southern softies have a strange sense of humour too

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Bollocks!

You all sound like Cockney Barra' Boys down there.

I beg your pardon, Sir.

I cannot possibly be compared with, as you so eloquently put it, a 'Cockney Barra' Boy.' How dare you suggest that the eminent company in the south, comprising the likes of Sussex, Doom, Echo 15, myself and others, could possibly be compared with such....,such......, ummmm...., sub-humanity incapable of controlling a simple personal logistics and conveyance vehicle. Indeed, my good man, the mere description of such a persons vehicle immediately conveys to us higher mortals the ill equipped nature of their chosen mode of transport.

I demand that you instantly withdraw your comparison and accusation before I cast down my gauntlet before you.

In addition, my good Sir, your language in the presence of such a highly regarded lady as Toots also leaves a lot to be desired and an instant apology to mitigate her enormous distress cannot but emanate from your lips without further ado.

Sir, I trust your next darkening of this hallowed place will be more circumspect.

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Hampshire Hogs, gotta love 'em.

ye up the jellied eel brigade v the pie and onion gravy one
One cannot pronounce south properly Safffff

I would like to point out that I am neither a jellied eel person nor a pie & onion gravy gal, I much prefer the delicate tastes of my own cooking and the flirty flavours of the local Italian



Thank you cabbyman it's been a while since anybody paid me such a generous compliment

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