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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:19 am 
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ye up the jellied eel brigade v the pie and onion gravy one
One cannot pronounce south properly Safffff :lol: :lol: :lol:


I would like to point out that I am neither a jellied eel person nor a pie & onion gravy gal, I much prefer the delicate tastes of my own cooking and the flirty flavours of the local Italian :wink:

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such a highly regarded lady as Toots


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Flirty flavours huh...and heres me thinking it was all Garlic to keep us blood sucking vampires at bay... :?


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bloodnock wrote:
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skippy41 wrote:
ye up the jellied eel brigade v the pie and onion gravy one
One cannot pronounce south properly Safffff :lol: :lol: :lol:


I would like to point out that I am neither a jellied eel person nor a pie & onion gravy gal, I much prefer the delicate tastes of my own cooking and the flirty flavours of the local Italian :wink:

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such a highly regarded lady as Toots


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: Thank you cabbyman it's been a while since anybody paid me such a generous compliment



Flirty flavours huh...and heres me thinking it was all Garlic to keep us blood sucking vampires at bay... :?


Certainly not there's more to Italian than garlic there's basil, olives, wine, tomatoes etc etc and then of course there is the accent :wink:

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toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
ye up the jellied eel brigade v the pie and onion gravy one
One cannot pronounce south properly Safffff :lol: :lol: :lol:


I would like to point out that I am neither a jellied eel person nor a pie & onion gravy gal, I much prefer the delicate tastes of my own cooking and the flirty flavours of the local Italian :wink:

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such a highly regarded lady as Toots


:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: Thank you cabbyman it's been a while since anybody paid me such a generous compliment



Flirty flavours huh...and heres me thinking it was all Garlic to keep us blood sucking vampires at bay... :?


Certainly not there's more to Italian than garlic there's basil, olives, wine, tomatoes etc etc and then of course there is the accent :wink:


A Scouser and a displaced Cockney talking about elocution and foreign cuisine.

Now I have seen everything.

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A Scouser and a displaced Cockney talking about elocution and foreign cuisine.

Now I have seen everything.

:lol:


I hope you're not referring to me cos I am neither a scouser nor a displaced cockney :shock:

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I wonder if the police would let the drivers use paint ball guns filled with that dye that does not wash off, like they use in bank boxes, just shoot at the scum and then let the police pick them up


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The best way of dealing with this ....IMO .... is for the trade to work with the police... what we do here, is provide the police with a hackney for two weeks , just before trick or treat..... they then drive it round using it as a target with a ordinary vehicle behind..... the kids throw bricks at the cab... the police in the vehicle behind photograph them... and arrest them.... works a treat.... the word soon gets around and the kids leave the taxi alone...... Operation Trojan... :wink: .

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MR T wrote:
The best way of dealing with this ....IMO .... is for the trade to work with the police... what we do here, is provide the police with a hackney for two weeks , just before trick or treat..... they then drive it round using it as a target with a ordinary vehicle behind..... the kids throw bricks at the cab... the police in the vehicle behind photograph them... and arrest them.... works a treat.... the word soon gets around and the kids leave the taxi alone...... Operation Trojan... :wink: .


The police drive the taxi around???? I hope that the driver is correctly badged to do this.

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The best way of dealing with this ....IMO .... is for the trade to work with the police... what we do here, is provide the police with a hackney for two weeks , just before trick or treat..... they then drive it round using it as a target with a ordinary vehicle behind..... the kids throw bricks at the cab... the police in the vehicle behind photograph them... and arrest them.... works a treat.... the word soon gets around and the kids leave the taxi alone...... Operation Trojan... :wink: .


The police drive the taxi around???? I hope that the driver is correctly badged to do this.
Of course he is....... its just that his badge says police.... :wink:

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The best way of dealing with this ....IMO .... is for the trade to work with the police... what we do here, is provide the police with a hackney for two weeks , just before trick or treat..... they then drive it round using it as a target with a ordinary vehicle behind..... the kids throw bricks at the cab... the police in the vehicle behind photograph them... and arrest them.... works a treat.... the word soon gets around and the kids leave the taxi alone...... Operation Trojan... :wink: .


The police drive the taxi around???? I hope that the driver is correctly badged to do this.
Of course he is....... its just that his badge says police.... :wink:


This does not sound right to me. The police are "lent" a taxi and it is driven by an unbadged driver therfore uninsured and bricks get thrown at it which must cause loads of damage. Who pays for the damage to be repaired, if it is repareable and how are the police allowed to drive uninsured?

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toots wrote:
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A Scouser and a displaced Cockney talking about elocution and foreign cuisine.

Now I have seen everything.

:lol:


I hope you're not referring to me cos I am neither a scouser nor a displaced cockney :shock:


I know, I know!

I used to go out with a girl from the Wirral. Quickest way to kill a good mood was to suggest she was a Scouser.


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Saltmarket wrote:
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A Scouser and a displaced Cockney talking about elocution and foreign cuisine.

Now I have seen everything.

:lol:


I hope you're not referring to me cos I am neither a scouser nor a displaced cockney :shock:


I know, I know!

I used to go out with a girl from the Wirral. Quickest way to kill a good mood was to suggest she was a Scouser.


I'm surprised you don't speak in a very high pitch nowadays :wink:

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I'm surprised you don't speak in a very high pitch nowadays :wink:


I used to quite frequently but that's only because I'm a city boy and she tried repeatedly to get me on her bloody horses! I sounded like a choirboy after one weekend at hers.


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