Sussex wrote:
fudbaws wrote:
I hope I am wrong.
Don't worry, the likes of you and me are irreplaceable.

Have you never watched Total Recall?
I can see it now......
Customer - Oi you synthetic c**t take us to Bar Faketits
Johnny Cab Driver - I don't understand the question, please re-phrase
Customer - Just drive will ya and no going the long way
Johnny Cab Driver - Ok, Oiltin Close by the fence it is then?
Customer - NO you stupid piece of Hong Kong hardware, Bar Faketits
Johnny Cab Driver - Accessing Johnny Johnny nav chip
Customer - Wot time ya finishing then?
Johnny Cab Driver - I'm sorry, I do not understand the question
Customer - Just shutup or I'll melt ya wiv me lighter.