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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."



On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."



To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

Nigel, you "quack" me up . . .Really!

(I'll be passing that along to the back seat!)


Reminds me of a supposedly true story about Churchill . ..

following the Victory in Europe, Churchill attended a state dinner, in the US, just previous to our presidents death .. .
Now Churchill was a bit of a slob, if you notice the nasty chewed up cigar, and other things . . .
Anyway, some Rocket Scientist, doing the seating sat Churchill next to some stuck up muckety muck woman, with a Royal Title somewhere . . . (seater must have confused snob and slob, be my guess),
They served whole broasted chicken and churchill tore into his with his hands, and pursued his consumption caveman style . . .The duchess/princess/lordess, whatever, began clucking immediately with obvious dissapproval . . .when Churchill continued unabated, she loudly addressed him and said "Sir if I were married to you, I'd slip poisin in your tea! Without missing a mouthful Churchill looked back at her and said "Lady . . . , if I was married to you, I'd drink it!!!"


You can't make up that kind of statemanship . . . I love that guy!!!!!!

(Sorry ...did'nt mean to steal your Thunder, there Nigel. .. just seemed similar

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

I like that one to