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Brothels for those with no scrupples


:D

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Because all the NTA OAPs can go on the Big Dipper!!

More like prize Bingo. :D

Are they more likely to have a heart attack at bingo then?

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Ok well lets see what Blackpool has to offer:-

A big wheel so you can see the shi*e beneath your feet from a great height.
A tall tower for the same reason as above but includes ballroom dancing for those not so inclined to boogie down with all the stags and hens
Funny Girls for those that can't or don't want to be able to tell the difference
The Big One which will probably see the end of days for some in the NTA
Slot machines for those with more money than sense
Bingo for those with more sense than money
Brothels for those with no scrupples
Rowdy crowds in the streets so no one can hear the speeches (which some may consider a blessing)
Gale force winds and rain
Donkeys cos they're cheaper and more entertaining than some taxi drivers
last but not least a whole host of swingers pubs, clubs and hotels for those that don't mind their partner having some fun for a change :shock:

You forgot all those Hackney Carriages that sh*t as they take you to your destination!!

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Ok well lets see what Blackpool has to offer:-

A big wheel so you can see the shi*e beneath your feet from a great height.
A tall tower for the same reason as above but includes ballroom dancing for those not so inclined to boogie down with all the stags and hens
Funny Girls for those that can't or don't want to be able to tell the difference
The Big One which will probably see the end of days for some in the NTA
Slot machines for those with more money than sense
Bingo for those with more sense than money
Brothels for those with no scrupples
Rowdy crowds in the streets so no one can hear the speeches (which some may consider a blessing)
Gale force winds and rain
Donkeys cos they're cheaper and more entertaining than some taxi drivers
last but not least a whole host of swingers pubs, clubs and hotels for those that don't mind their partner having some fun for a change :shock:

If it's Blackpool next year Miss Toots, will you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI ?

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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Ok well lets see what Blackpool has to offer:-

A big wheel so you can see the shi*e beneath your feet from a great height.
A tall tower for the same reason as above but includes ballroom dancing for those not so inclined to boogie down with all the stags and hens
Funny Girls for those that can't or don't want to be able to tell the difference
The Big One which will probably see the end of days for some in the NTA
Slot machines for those with more money than sense
Bingo for those with more sense than money
Brothels for those with no scrupples
Rowdy crowds in the streets so no one can hear the speeches (which some may consider a blessing)
Gale force winds and rain
Donkeys cos they're cheaper and more entertaining than some taxi drivers
last but not least a whole host of swingers pubs, clubs and hotels for those that don't mind their partner having some fun for a change :shock:

If it's Blackpool next year Miss Toots, will you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI ?


It wouldn't be my first time nor that of some of the other members of the NTA by all accounts :lol: :lol:

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You forgot all those Hackney Carriages that sh*t as they take you to your destination!!


I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D

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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D


I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:

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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D


I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:


Wonderful :D

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Does anybody know if Skippy got his name to face puzzle sorted.

He's gone strangely quiet on the subject.

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Does anybody know if Skippy got his name to face puzzle sorted.

He's gone strangely quiet on the subject.


I think skippys face needs a muzzle if that helps :wink:

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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D

I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:

I presume Mr Grandad has a pink one?

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D

I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:

I presume Mr Grandad has a pink one?


Toots is on about them cinders taxis they recently licenced,they are like glass balls allegedly in pink
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D

I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:

I presume Mr Grandad has a pink one?


A pink what?
I did have a long pink one that was black on top if that is what you mean. :oops:

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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
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I could go in a Cinderella carriage :D

I could be your Prince Charming. :mrgreen:

I presume Mr Grandad has a pink one?


He has indeed I've driven it or at least he did have :wink:

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Hey Skippy, have you worked out which one I am yet?

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Hey Skippy, have you worked out which one I am yet?


I have :D

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