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No it shouldn't.

But we can make this thread another jokes thread!!

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What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne?

A waiter!!

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What do you call an Aussie cricketer with 198 against his name?

A bowler!!!

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Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?

A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

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Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?

A: Three runs in three balls.

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Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A: The entire Australian innings.

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What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?

Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.

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What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

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A Aussie walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that?" he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

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What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?

Retired!!

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What do you call an Aussie with a bat?

A vet!

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What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?

A fisherman.

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