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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:40 pm 
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http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/ca ... 6343332991

For all you oldies out there


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:01 pm 
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Lucky he was not on a Pedal Bike then!

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:13 pm 
Viagra in motion, and the dude wants his head looked at if he thinks a hard cock means no sex.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:01 pm 
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Here's Leonard Cohens advice to above problem..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLK2buZxamo


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:21 pm 
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Toots dont read this, or no bike will be safe :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:28 pm 
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I think we need a new smut section ! God people will try anything to win money for nothing in court

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:32 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
I think we need a new smut section ! God people will try anything to win money for nothing in court


Yup..Hard up, Hard on and Right in...the money.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:22 am 
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skippy41 wrote:
Toots dont read this, or no bike will be safe :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ok I won't, but, I don't do motorbikes anyway :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:16 am 
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
Toots dont read this, or no bike will be safe :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ok I won't, but, I don't do motorbikes anyway :wink:



I'm afraid I didn't mention my car was parked in Tesco's when we had a face Karen, and I had to get the FS1E out to come meet you, if only eh, lol. :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:41 pm 
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At least he won't roll out of bed again.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Doom wrote:
toots wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
Toots dont read this, or no bike will be safe :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ok I won't, but, I don't do motorbikes anyway :wink:



I'm afraid I didn't mention my car was parked in Tesco's when we had a face Karen, and I had to get the FS1E out to come meet you, if only eh, lol. :wink:


The last bike I was on was a ZZR1400 and I have to say I nearly pooped my pants :oops:

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:17 pm 
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The last bike I was on was a ZZR1400 and I have to say I nearly pooped my pants :oops:


im saying fECK ALL

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:18 pm 
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captain cab wrote:
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The last bike I was on was a ZZR1400 and I have to say I nearly pooped my pants :oops:


im saying fECK ALL


That's not like you :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:36 am 
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This will never stand up in court!


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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:04 pm 
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Mr PH wrote:
This will never stand up in court!



I think thats pretty much guaranteed don't you !

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