Taxi Driver Online

The London Driver is the best
but very arogant to the rest
whenever they have to post
they get the flack from the most

they get the flack from North East
they treat london driver like a beast
Im not anti London comes the cry.
why half my family are there to ply.

From Mansfied they go for the gut
I will pick your vehicle dont say but,
I will drive mondeo good and true
but ive decided its lti for you,

So London drivers bites back,
forever tired under attack,
we do our job better than them,
if you dont believe me ask red ken,

keep out of my patch,
you cant decide who is my match,
youve got choice all the time
cant I have anything to call just mine?

back to suburbia the attackers do crawl,
After Maurice has had his maul
set up your own forum comes a shout
and Maurice asks what are you on about?

Paddington Bill

There has been lots of talk on the moribund and totally dead lists Of how PH is so professional and London Taxi drivers leave a lot to be desired.

Here are some examples of professional here today gone tomorrow PH attitudes

Sometimes a passenger will ask, is this my taxi.

Answer: London driver, Is your name Mr. so and so. Yes sir this is your cab.

Answer: PH Minicab driver: I say, no it's mine that's why I'm driving it.

Some London cabs have a polite;Thank You For Not Smoking;

PH Minicabs want a notice that says: No Looking, No Touching, No Breathing, No Thick B*****ds.

If I was to say the customers name when arriving at my pick up point everyone who was waiting for a cab there would say that was their name. That's why I ask them for their name.



I said that on another board and to be honest I never for one minute expect anyone to take it seriously.

Three cheers for Paddington Bill !!!