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 Post subject: New Airport Security
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:44 pm 
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TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial/religious profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al Airways is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT

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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:18 pm 
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Wanna was you ever on the Wheeltappers and Shunters ? Your wasted at what you do :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:53 pm 
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no tips wrote:
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial/religious profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al Airways is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT

=D> =D> =D> =D>



I'm liking that lots :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:05 pm 
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Wanna was you ever on the Wheeltappers and Shunters ? Your wasted at what you do :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
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167 million viewers cant all be wrong

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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
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 Post subject: Re: New Airport Security
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:01 pm 
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no tips wrote:
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial/religious profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al Airways is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT

=D> =D> =D> =D>


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