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Leicestershire County Council are re tendering a lot of SEN jobs at the moment in an effort to "streamline" and reduce costs. As a result I will lose both of my contracts. 1 because the student is being put in a vehicle coming from the other side of leicester and there is no way that I will win that one and the other because although there are only 2 students in the car they want it to be a 6 seater and I don't have one available.

Coop funeral plan

Pre-paid by MIL years ago

The plan included £145 for a GP to attend the funeral......(bit late i thing, for a GP)

If we want a vicar to attend the scattering of ashes...............£95

Collecting ashes on a saturday................£65

It cost £2500 20 years ago

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More and more folks are doing the 'he is dead now, take him away and bring the ashes back when you are done' funerals.

TBH I don't blame them.

One of our punters sadly died recently and she left her body to medical science.

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IDFIMH

i offfered mine but they took 1 look and blocked my emails

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A couple of years ago when my dad was dying he wanted to get everything sorted. He didn't have much to leave so I downloaded a will template from the internet. It was filled out leaving everything to me as my sister had already passed away. It was witnessed by my ex wife and her husband. He then wanted to sort out his cremation. He was never a religious person so he just wanted to have a basic cremation. We called the local co-op in and a nice lady came to see us.So he told her what he wanted and she gave the price. It was around £1,200 so he went to pay her and she said he couldn't pay up front because that would make it a funeral plan and the cost would be £1,350 which we thought was a bit strange as he only had a couple of weeks to go. So he said he would pay after he had died. Low and behold he died 2 weeks later so we paid the £1,200 and that was that. He always loved a bargain.

If ashes are not collected within 30 days the Coop charges storage

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had to wait 3 weeks to get a death certificate cos Muslims who die have to be fast tracked for religious reasons

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DHL van reversing into you.

Thank f*** for front facing CCTV.

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So leyton orient play predominantly in red man city in Sky blue and the officials in black is that a colour clash ?

But we had Man city in black and yellow and the officials in sky blue !

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M25 traffic.

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Dodgy sandwich from Asda.

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Invoice for a visiting dog care at home for the funeral

2 hrs

£45

im in the wrong job

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Idiots who walk past their name board at the airport three times before ringing to ask where you are.

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Customers who want to go to the loo just as you are leaving the airport.

As if they don't have them in the airport they have just left.

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I always used to ask them if they needed the loo before we headed for the car

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector