Taxi Driver Online

This is all very well Sussex but surely with the new technology lately these phones are rendered useless as soon as they are reported missing as they are barred off all the networks, and normally replaced via insurance, therefore said customer dont give a monkeys either

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Legal and proud

Loads a love from BERTIE !!

Not my experience, they must be rich down your way.

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IDFIMH

Contary to belief i did drive for 12trs,it was millenium new year and my mate the TROTs on the box, get a call on the hambone,theres this punter wants to go to cornwall on account from a TV company,OK i SAY how much £450 says the trot,that will do me says i.530 pick mush up.where to mate Camberwell he said.F--- that i said its supposed to be cornwall,nah im picking the wifes motor up,but ill sign docket,lovely fellow.2 weeks later im £450 quid better off.Not many jobs like that,me and the trot got leggo wonderfull.
LAUGH YOU MIGHT BE BROWN BREAD TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Could you translate it into English now?

I believe what one was attempting to state was that on Milleneum Eve he was requested upon by ones operator to acknowledge whether one would be prepared to carry out a job to Cornwall at an agreed price of £450. The driver being a Knight of the highest realm readily agreed and readidied his trusted stead. Upon picking up the same passenger it transpired that the fare was only for the short distance to Camberwell and not Cornwall. However, the gainly Knight signed an acccount ticket which clearly stated that he had been transported to Cornwall and the shining Cabbie took the fair operator out on the lash and got rat faced on the proceeds same as any of us would have guv!!!

Tigger you got it right of course,just reread your PM.We could help you know youve the number.
As for you ,you gormless orange sweaty dick head perhaps you can now understand the story,POGUE MAHON!!!!
ORGANISE EDUCATE AGITATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By God She"s got it!!

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Why do you keep bringing your Dad into the conversation Terry?

Its interesting to see he was an Orange Man though, it would certainly explain your great sense of dress.

Its no wonder your a single man.