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The tyre isn't flat it just hasn't got any air in it!

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I sorry but I want to go out of town. :D :D :D

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I've got PMT so can legally get away with murder ............ who's next? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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[/b]HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY :x :x :x :x :x :x :x AAHHHHHHHHHH


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"It's only round the corner but with my legs!...............You take tokens .....Don't you?"

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THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS NOT WHAT YOU DRINK


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.............................and here's 20p for yourself! :oops:


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..................................i'd give you a tip but i've only got enough for 6 pint's!


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I have a tip for you..................MAY ALL YOUR SKIDMARKS BE IN YOUR UNDERPANTS :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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IT'S A BAG O NAILS !


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NO THANKS LUV, I'D RATHER HAVE THE CASH! :shock:


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Your Nicked my son


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What are you doing working this time of night :roll: :roll: :roll:


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