Taxi Driver Online

is this your only job

working all night then, what time you start in the morning

i've always wanted to be a taxi driver, love driving me

you must take about a 100 people home evey night

my dad was a taxi driver but packed it in and got a proper job

does your wife not mind you working late

i bet youve got a great big house and 3 or 4 cars

i'm glad i saw you was sat on the taxi rank being the only taxi there, i thought i might not get home and would have to walk

have you heard of someone called Peter Kaye, a comedian

"What cars this then?"

"Is it your own car?"

"Do you make a good living from this?"

"I couldn't do your job with all the drunks"

"I bet I'm your most grumpiest passenger tonight"

"I bet you've had worse passengers than me"

"I'm not drunk, honest. I've just had a good night"

*Passenger seat belt WARNING
"WTF that noise???"

"What's your next job after you drop me off?"

"Do Police stop taxis much?"

"Do you get many people that don't pay?"

"So... are you finishing now? fancy a coffee?"

'What's it like to be the best trained and most famous taxi drivers in the world' ?

"All youse taxi drivers is robbin' thievin' b*st*rds"

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Did you find a mobile in you're cab last nite ?

you're only going fast to make the meter turn quicker !

" I'll be getting this for nothing, i know you're boss "

Where are you based?

It's a [edited by admin] taxi, it isn't based anywhere it moves around

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

"Have you been busy?"

"You do take these tokens don't you"

"What do you prefer short trips or long trips?"

"Why are you late? I booked this taxi days ago"

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Life? Don't talk to me about life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjm2eslm6hI

'I must be your best customer, been using your taxis for years.'

Funny, I've been on here 9 years and it's the first time I've picked you up!

You really are a good looking chap.

And it's nice to see a driver get out of the car to help, never happens in London.

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IDFIMH

Nice to see a driver with a ***** face ( cant say it, P.C and all that) Yeh well there is a downside to that, Yeh wots that drive, well I charge an extra £1 for a ***** face, thats alright drive take a fiver.

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

I wish!!

Thanks Suspect

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"Here's a simple solution. If you don't want to pay more for a premium service then wait in the queue, problem solved".
Skull on TDO

TF pi$$ed on his chips.

Nice to hear you don't discriminate against picking up people with impared vision.

UPDATE:

It happened this afternoon!!!! GGGRRRRR!!!

That's cos you have a Merc lol what do you expect

I do have shares lol